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God Dragging Two Fingernails Across Nebraska

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This is on my top ten list of things I Do Not Want To See Up Close and In Person:



Twin tornadoes. And storm chasers are crazy. This was from Pilger, Nebraska yesterday. The thread title is a quote from resident Gregg Moeller who said "It was like God dragged two fingernails across the the land". Pretty powerful twisters, as even brick structures were heavily damaged or leveled and trees stripped bare.

From local news:
A powerful storm moved across northeast Nebraska on Monday afternoon, leaving in its wake reports of significant damage, injuries and at least one death in and around the town of Pilger.

The Stanton County Sheriff's Office confirmed late Monday that the person who was killed was a 5-year-old child. It didn't specify the child's gender.

The National Weather Service says at least two tornadoes touched down, and Stanton County Commissioner Jerry Weatherholt says at least one of the tornadoes destroyed more than half of Pilger.

Authorities said the first tornado touched down around 3:45 p.m. and downed several power lines before it leveled a farmhouse. Four people were trapped inside.

While local crews removed them from the debris, a second tornado was spotted southwest of Pilger, according to the Stanton County Sheriff's Office. Shortly afterward, the town suffered a "direct hit" that leveled several buildings, including the Fire Department building, the Sheriff's Office said.

Several people near Main Street in Pilger suffered critical injuries, including the child, who later died.
The town was evacuated, with residents being bused to the Red Cross Shelter at the Wisner-Pilger High School in Wisner.

Faith Regional Health Services in Norfolk is reporting that at least 20 people are injured, including 16 in critical condition, and that one person is dead. Other area hospitals reported at least 11 more injured people.
Gov. Dave Heineman has declared an emergency, said Sue Roush, a spokeswoman. That declaration will allow him to send in the Nebraska National Guard, which is on standby. Heineman will travel to Pilger on Tuesday morning to survey storm damage.

Emergency responders are working in Pilger, Wisner and Stanton conducting searches for people trapped under debris, according to a statement from the Nebraska Emergency Management Agency.

The agency has had reports of damage from local emergency managers in Cuming and Wayne Counties.
"We are still in a response mode in these communities," Earl Imler, NEMA operations manager, said in a statement. "We are collecting damage reports from local officials on the ground."

A team of six agency staff members will be going to the area Tuesday to provide support for local responders. National Guard members will be deployed with them to assist local responders and begin to help as needed with cleanup.

NWS meteorologist Barbara Mayes said the tornadoes that touched down were about a mile apart.
The tornadoes did not hit Stanton, but they caused extensive damage in Pilger and some rural areas around that town of about 380. At least one of the tornadoes lifted off the ground several times before touching down again.

Significant damage in Pilger

Stanton County Commissioner Jerry Weatherholt described the scene in Pilger as looking “like a war zone.”
“Houses are plumb gone,” he said. “It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.”

Weatherholt, 75, said it appeared the tornado went through the middle of town, “completely obliterating” Main Street. He estimated that about three-fourths of the homes in Pilger were damaged.

“The co-op is all gone,” he said. “The office buildings, the convenience store, all the bins. It’s all gone. It’s just all gone. The big Lutheran church on the east side of town is all gone.

“It’s terrible. It’s really terrible.”

Gregg Moeller, who works for the Wisner-Pilger school system, said the Pilger school building also appeared to have suffered significant damage.

"It was like God dragged two fingernails across the the land," he said.

Even brick buildings had suffered damage, with bricks tumbled to the ground in piles, and some were leveled. Cars were flipped over, trees were stripped of leaves.

'It's total devastation'

Unger, the sheriff, estimated that 50 to 75 percent of Pilger was heavily damaged or destroyed in the storm. The local school is likely beyond repair, he said.

"It's total devastation," Unger said.

The American Red Cross set up at shelter at Wisner-Pilger High School in Wisner for those affected by the storms, said Tina Labellarte, Nebraska Southwest Iowa region executive for the Red Cross.

"I don't expect a big population at the shelter, but we are there for the people who need it," she said, noting that people generally stay with family and friends.

Other Red Cross shelters will be on standby, waiting for requests from emergency management to open if needed, Labellarte said.

Individuals can register or search the safe and well listings at http://www.redcross.org/find-help. The public can help by donating at http://www.redcross.org/ne/omaha.

Linda and Jack Hewitt and their dog, Cookie emerged from their home’s basement in Pilger to find windows shattered and the roof pierced with giant holes. In the distance, they saw the tornado moving east.
The couple, who have lived in Pilger for 35 years, said they planned to stay at the high school shelter Monday night.

Said Linda Hewitt, “I never thought this would happen to Pilger.”

Southern part of Pilger hardest hit

After the storm went through, firefighters and police officers went door to door, checking houses. Ambulances were seen in the area. Heavy equipment also was on the move in town. A road grader was being driven down the street, clearing debris.

A lot of stop signs and street signs were simply gone. Fields on the edge of town also were hit, with center pivots overturned.

The storm did the most damage to the southern part of the community, while buildings and homes in the north part of Pilger were spared major damage. The storm appeared to have traveled from the southwest to the northeast through the community.

The Nebraska State Patrol has closed Nebraska Highway 24 from Norfolk to Stanton and shut down U.S. Highway 275 and Nebraska Highway 15 in Stanton County, said Deb Collins, a spokewoman for the patrol.
"We are requesting motorists stay off the roadways so we can get emergency services into the area," Collins said.

Brian Davidson, a freelance photojournalist, said every structure he could see for five or six blocks in Pilger had been damaged.

"There's no street signs left," Davidson said. "Cars are tossed."

He also saw a car inside a home. "It's very chaotic here right now."

Rode out the storm at destroyed co-op

Ryan Kruger and five of his co-workers rode out the storm in a vault at the Farmer's Co-operative.
They listened as the air churned and swirled around them.

"Our ears started popping ... and we heard a swishing sound," he said."About the time we figured it was over, the roof caved in.

"Two minutes — that's all it took."

Cheryl Husmann said her husband, Lyle, was in Pilger when the tornado struck, but he found refuge in the Village Cafe, along with others.

"They're OK, but there's a lots and lots of damage" to the town, she said.

Husmann said early reports are that the post office in Pilger, the bank and a Lutheran church all may have suffered significant damage.

Found refuge in relative's basement

Pilger farmer Gene Oswald was in town when he realized the weather was turning for the worst.

About 15 minutes before the tornado hit, he and his nephew fled to a family member’s basement.

At one point, Oswald said, his nephew peeked outside from the basement window.

“He said, ‘Gene, there’s stuff flying above the co-op,” Oswald said.

“When (the tornado) hit,” Oswald continued, “I never heard such a terrible noise in my life.”

When they emerged, Oswald saw downed trees, power lines and grain bins "pretty much destroyed."
“There are some houses in town that are completely gone,” he said.

Oswald said he was thankful his family suffered no injuries, and that his daughter’s personal items and his 1967 Chevrolet Chevelle stored at a property on the north side of town were intact.

“We’re just so thankful to the Lord,” he said.

Eric Anderson, a storm chaser with Tornado Raiders, said he and his crew saw both the main tornado that hit Pilger and a smaller one.

They were not able to enter the town. Emergency officials were not letting anyone enter at that time.

"It's a mess," Anderson said.

He and his crew continued north and east tracking the storm past Pender, heading toward Emerson.

Damage in Stanton area

Stanton County Commissioner Dennis Kment said a home six miles north of the City of Stanton was leveled and trees, power lines and items from inside the home littered the property.

“(The storm) actually tore out the cement steps and dumped them about 10 feet from where they were,” he said.

Kment said damage around the Stanton area varied, noting that in some places, the storm’s path appeared up to a half-mile wide.

He said the family who lived at the home north of Stanton holed up in their basement when the storm hit.

“We’re just kind of picking through stuff now,” Kment said. “We did find the wedding photos.”

The storm reduced a building across the road from Maskenthine Lake near Stanton to debris.

Unger, the Stanton County sheriff, said five people had to be rescued from a rural home day care northwest of Stanton. That home was hit just before the storm moved into Pilger.

Tranquil fishing trip changes quickly

Before the storm hit the Stanton area, Darin Schneider had thought it was a perfect day for fishing on the lake.
But a phone call from his wife, a sudden ominous quiet and the appearance of rolling dark clouds changed all that.

"It was blue skies," Schneider said. "Then my wife called, and 10 seconds later, everything went quiet."

He quickly took shelter near a bridge at the lake. As he wrapped his arms and legs around a steel beam, the storm swept through.

"It picked up my lower torso when it came through," he said. "But I gripped my legs back to the beam and got my bearings."

Schneider was all alone on the lake, but he said that it was a good thing no one else was with him and that he was close to shelter.

"I was scared as hell," he said. "But if I wasn't near the bridge, and I tried to make a mad dash for safety, I wouldn't have made it."

He looked around and saw the devastation that the storm left in its path.

Trees, power lines and houses along the west edge of Stanton also were knocked over or destroyed by the storm, said Todd Jochum of the Stanton Fire Department.

Jochum pulled his team together with the Norfolk Fire Division and surrounding communities to respond to rescue calls.

"We've been working this area, checking for damage and seeing what's going on," he said Monday evening. "It's pretty similar to last year in Wayne when communities everywhere came to help."

Once rescue calls from Stanton were taken care of, Jochum and his team shifted their focus to Pilger.

Hospital receives the injured

Faith Regional Medical Center in Norfolk has confirmed one fatality from the storm and 20 people injured, with 16 patients in critical condition.

Other hospitals that reported receiving patients:

>>Creighton University Medical Center received one patient in critical condition.
>>St. Francis Memorial Hospital in West Point had received five patients with minor cuts and bruises.
>>Pender Community Hospital had received three patients with minor injuries.
>>Providence Medical Center in Wayne was expecting two patients with unknown injuries.

Threat continues tonight; Omaha outside of major risk area

The National Weather Service is advising people that the threat of tornadic thunderstorms persists in northeast Nebraska and northwest Iowa into this evening. Very large hail and damaging winds also are threats.

The storms should push east by about midnight.

The Omaha and Lincoln areas are outside of the areas at greatest risk. Neither community currently is under a tornado watch.

The storm forecast for Omaha from the NWS: "There is a chance of evening thunderstorms ... a few storms may approach severe limits and be accompanied by large hail and damaging winds."

In this map, those areas under a tornado watch are in yellow. The dark red is threat of flooding from heavy rains, and the cherry red is the tornadic storm currently grinding toward Sioux City.

This map shows the tornado watch farther west into central Nebraska. The orange splotch is a severe thunderstorm, which is damaging in its own right.
I don't ever recall seeing twin tornadoes like that before. The weather does seem to be trending more violent more often these days. Think I might spend some time this week checking on my emergency and severe weather gear and supplies.
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Having lived on the West Coast my whole life, the biggest funnel I've ever seen in my life I was able to wrap my arms around. Weird feeling that...literally hugging a baby tornado. I think it'd be cool to see a big one in person, but probably only because I don't live in their path like you do. You probably have a different opinion. :)
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Well, from a safe distance, maybe cool...

On the rare occasion I've seen an actual funnel I spent less time looking at it and more concentrating on getting away or getting under cover.

You don't want one going over the place you're standing, that's for sure. I live on the edge of Tornado Alley, I don't think this area has ever been hit with more than an EF3 (bad enough, but we should be able to ride that out in our current building) but with storms growing in intensity it's a cause for concern.
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Broomstick wrote:This is on my top ten list of things I Do Not Want To See Up Close and In Person:
From 26 May, 2014 in North Dakota:



Notice the guy at about 0:52 running into the trailer.

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1:55 - that is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
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Further evidence for my theory that exposure to (and especially carrying) video cameras makes people stupider. We didn't notice it before because it only happened to Hollywood people and TV news talking heads. But now it happens to everyone.

More seriously...
Borgholio wrote:Having lived on the West Coast my whole life, the biggest funnel I've ever seen in my life I was able to wrap my arms around. Weird feeling that...literally hugging a baby tornado. I think it'd be cool to see a big one in person, but probably only because I don't live in their path like you do. You probably have a different opinion. :)
Tornadoes are like exploding bombs. It's fun watching stuff blow up on Mythbusters or in a movie theater, because there is no possibility of coming to harm. It's all very cinematic.

In the real world you realize that tornadoes aren't like movies where stuff blows up or is destroyed by disasters; it's the other way around. Tornadoes wreck millions of dollars of people's property, and they can wreck you without so much as a hiccup. And all those disaster movies are trying to recapture the power of that in a 'safe' format.

But then you get drunken morons who will videotape a tornado headed right for them... real stormchasers generally don't get that close, I suspect. If they did, they'd be dead.
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Within the past year the US actually has had some storm chaser fatalities. These weren't dumb hicks in flip-flops with a video camera, they were guys who were actually serious and professional about it with decades of experience.

I get angry at the stupid hicks who'd rather film than go inside, and frankly, taking "refuge" in a pickup is one of the worst things you can do.
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I was going to say, it's been a while since I heard what to do when a tornado hits, but aren't you supposed to exit your vehicle and find solid shelter? Or failing that kiss dirt in a ditch?
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Broomstick wrote:Within the past year the US actually has had some storm chaser fatalities. These weren't dumb hicks in flip-flops with a video camera, they were guys who were actually serious and professional about it with decades of experience.
What I mean is, if real stormchasers did get that close on a regular basis, they'd all be dead.

They normally take some precautions and don't act like a bunch of complete morons. That doesn't mean they never die, but it's a hell of a lot safer than what those two drunken bozos in the video were doing.
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IIRC those guys are on a mining camp, there's no storm shelter on site and the twister is coming down the only road in or out of the camp.
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We don't get tornados often here in Utah. The mountains do a lot to disrupt the wind sheer that tends to build up into one. On occasion we do get them and one even ran right through the center of Salt Lake City.

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The scary thing about tornados is hoe random they are. They not only go where they want but sometimes will miss some buildings while totaling other right next to them. Sometimes it almost feels surreal.
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Ahriman238 wrote:I was going to say, it's been a while since I heard what to do when a tornado hits, but aren't you supposed to exit your vehicle and find solid shelter? Or failing that kiss dirt in a ditch?
Yes, you need to get out of the vehicle. Get to the lowest point, cover your head. If you can get anything over you as protection do so. If need be, get under your vehicle, it may provide some protection against flying debris and if the tornado lifts it, it might not take you, too.

Living trailers are pretty crap shelter, but they will provide some protection from debris. Of course, it might get lofted into the air, in which case you're pretty screwed, but if the twister is that bad and you're caught in the open your chances are pretty crap anyway.
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Darth Nostril wrote:IIRC those guys are on a mining camp, there's no storm shelter on site and the twister is coming down the only road in or out of the camp.
It's not that they have nowhere to go (which may be true). It's that they show little or no realization that this is a thing that could kill them, not a thing to stand there gawking at.
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It's that they show little or no realization that this is a thing that could kill them, not a thing to stand there gawking at.
Perhaps that may not be such a bad thing. Cleaning out the gene pool and all that.
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Personally, I don't think people deserve to die because they did something stupid.
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Borgholio wrote:
It's that they show little or no realization that this is a thing that could kill them, not a thing to stand there gawking at.
Perhaps that may not be such a bad thing. Cleaning out the gene pool and all that.
Except they didn't die.

Honestly, people gawking like idiots at potentially lethal situations has been a part of human nature for so long I doubt it'll ever change. There were cases of people going out on family outings to watch Civil War battles as they unfolded, for example. Fun for the whole family, right? :roll:
The Romulan Republic wrote:Personally, I don't think people deserve to die because they did something stupid.
My inclination is to agree, but such people can nevertheless deserve my contempt.

It is contemptible to show such a lack of basic common sense and situational awareness.
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Judging by the dialogue in the video, the prevailing (possibly alcohol-fueled) attitude among those guys seemed to be, "We have nowhere to drive and if it comes this way we are dead. May as well film this / Holy shit if we live this will be awesome." I don't think they thought they were safe in the truck (One guy off-camera can even be heard saying something along the lines of, "You're running to the truck?" incredulously), I think they thought they had a pretty good chance of dying and that the truck would at least provide shelter from blowing dirt so they can film and/or die in comfort.
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Well, yeah, until debris smashes the window, but sure, I can sort of see a certain logic there.
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And all that being said, automotive glass is fairly tough. I suppose it's better than nothing if you can't get under the vehicle.
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Statistically, it is extremely rare for anyone to survive in a vehicle pulled aloft by a tornado. There is also the problem that when you come down there's no guarantee the vehicle will land upright, you could easily wind up on the bottom of a pile of metal and plastic that is an order of magnitude heavier than you.

If you get airborne you might be better off bare than in a vehicle. I haven't researched the statistics here, but be wary of making assumptions a car, truck, or SUV is safe.
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Oh, I dare say you're fucked six ways to Sunday if that happens. I was thinking more of flying debris; I'm pretty sure I couldn't take shelter under a regular saloon or compact car without jacking the thing up first, and I'm not a particularly large guy by the standards of the rural United States.
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There are cars out there that would be much safer than just hugging the bottom of a ditch and hoping for the best, but they aren't something you can just go out and buy from the local dealership. Sean Casey built himself one, and it got hit by a respectable tornado. Didn't go airborn, and he was inside and got out of it alive, but the thing still got beat up really bad.

Now, an EF0 or EF1 you may get decent protection if you jump in a car and throw a blanket or something over you so that if a window gets knocked out you don't get a facefull of broken glass. The windspeeds in those won't result in the vehicle taking to the air, and the doors should be able to stop a sheet of plywood or whatever that would kill you if it hit you. But I still can't recommend it, since tornadoes are less than predictable. They can get stronger without showing any signs you'd be able to see. There's a reason tornado chasers die. The "cool" shots put you in a zone where the tornado can easily swerve over the top of you or drop a piece of debris on top of you. Or throw it at you. Or anything else that will ruin your day.
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