San Antonio News strikes again - Mans found in street.

[Chardok]

ZOMG A MANS FOUND IN THE STREET!
SAN ANTONIO - Three people found a man's in the middle of the street on the city's northeast side.

It happened around 9:30 p.m. Saturday.

Police say three people found the body in the 5200 block of Randolph Boulevard.

A short time later, police found the driver suspected of being involved in the accident trying to get onto Fort Sam Houston with heavy front end damage to his vehicle.

Officials say the driver is a retired colonel and his being questioned.


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[Chardok]

And this:


Officer Who Died in Park Identified

Posted Sunday, July 13th 2014 @ 8am

The San Antonio Park Police Officer who was found dead in Jack White Park on the city's greenway system on the northeast side has been identified as Douglas Rivers, 63.

Police say Rivers was bicycling in the park when he apparently lost control of his bike and slammed into a tree.

Several passersby found Rivers' body and called police.

Officers say the Bexar County Medical Examiner will investigate whetehr 'other factors' may have contributed to Rivers' death, but foul play is not suspect.

Rivers was off duty at the time.

[Enigma]

A man's what? Dick? Elbow? Bi-polar Chihuahua?

I had to read the whole thing before finding out that it was a man's body.