Iraq war media coverage drinking game

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-03-21 03:28am

I'll start.

1) Every time you hear the phrase "shock-and-awe" mentioned by some reporter, take a shot.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-21 03:29am

*blind drunk*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-03-21 06:00am

Since when does any patriot need a reason to be drunk?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-21 06:56am

2) If you actually see 'shock-and-awe', take a bottle.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-03-21 07:02am

Alex Moon wrote:I'll start.

1) Every time you hear the phrase "shock-and-awe" mentioned by some reporter, take a shot.

I'll be hammered very soon!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-03-21 07:50am

every time Fox News fucks up, do a shot

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-03-21 08:15am

Every time a reporter makes a mistake, take a shot.
Every time a reporter corrects that mistake, take two. Three, if it was quickly (within a minute) and four if it was corrected mid-sentence.
Every time a clip with war protestors plays, take a shot.
Every time that idiot saying "America shouldn't be playing God" gets airtime, take two, plus one for every time previously you've heard her whiny, irritating voice within the last 24 hours.
Every time New York is mentioned, take a shot.
Every time Turkey changes its mind, take two.
If France changes its mind, chug for as long as you can.
If France offers to send its army into Iraq to help fight against Saddam, you've had way too much already.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-21 08:56am

Everytime you see reporters look around nervously as air raid sirens wail in the background while they give their live report, drink once

Everytime you see reporters run for cover from enemy fire, drink twice

Everytime you see a reporter actually get hit by enemy fire, drink the whole bottle.

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Iraq war media coverage drinking game

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