Canadian provinces join USA

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-08 01:34am

Darth Wong wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Sounds like a giant cock-up. You want us to maybe Hussein the frogs for you guys?
Yes, please.

Hehe, don't we just love the frenchie-canadian bashing going on? lol

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-08 06:50am

Darth Wong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:If Quebec ever separate,imagine what kind of silly takes they might impose on every cargo ships going through the St Lawrence river,on their way to and out of the great lakes.
Unreasonable levies would only make other forms of transport more economically viable, not to mention causing the Americans to invade Quebec and seize control of the waterways in order to prevent economic extortion. This looks better all the time.

so we'll make a deal then,after the war everything north of the St. Lawrence River will hence be called East Ontario and everything south will be called New Michigan.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-08 07:06am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:If Quebec ever separate,imagine what kind of silly takes they might impose on every cargo ships going through the St Lawrence river,on their way to and out of the great lakes.
Unreasonable levies would only make other forms of transport more economically viable, not to mention causing the Americans to invade Quebec and seize control of the waterways in order to prevent economic extortion. This looks better all the time.
so we'll make a deal then,after the war everything north of the St. Lawrence River will hence be called East Ontario and everything south will be called New Michigan.

And Montreal will be on wich side

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-04-08 08:59am

I feel so much love for us!

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-04-08 10:46am

RedImperator wrote: It might not be that simple. Would the rest of Canada have the right to throw Quebec out?

A seperate Quebec would also hurt the Canadian economy. "Throwing" french Quebec out might sound good in the current American anti-French climate, but if that's what Canada wanted, we wouldn't have this seperation problem (as Quebec would already be seperate). In fact, one tactic of certain provinces against seperation was to push for a national referendum, instead of just a Quebec vote. There reasoning was that Quebec couldn't seperate w/o Canadian approval, and the seperation vote would be drowned in a sea of "NO". This didn't fly with Quebec (obviously), but thankfully, the last Quebec seperation referendum had 51% voting NO, and 49% Yes.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-08 01:54pm

Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Unreasonable levies would only make other forms of transport more economically viable, not to mention causing the Americans to invade Quebec and seize control of the waterways in order to prevent economic extortion. This looks better all the time.
so we'll make a deal then,after the war everything north of the St. Lawrence River will hence be called East Ontario and everything south will be called New Michigan.
And Montreal will be on wich side

Montreal will be mine! bwo-ha-ha-ha-ah!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-08 01:58pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:Montreal will be mine! bwo-ha-ha-ha-ah!

No way pal i live there its mine.

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-04-08 02:58pm

Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Montreal will be mine! bwo-ha-ha-ha-ah!
No way pal i live there its mine.

So, next time we'll have a referendum (maybe tuesday, maybe never), Montcalm take Montreal and I'll take the Lanaudière-Laurentides region!

Say, for who are you voting next election?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-08 03:35pm

Enricko wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Montreal will be mine! bwo-ha-ha-ha-ah!
No way pal i live there its mine.
So, next time we'll have a referendum (maybe tuesday, maybe never), Montcalm take Montreal and I'll take the Lanaudière-Laurentides region!

Say, for who are you voting next election?

I don`t want the PQ to win so i`ll vote Liberal.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-04-08 09:07pm

Just give the frenchies some free nuclear reactors. Built by the Russians of course.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-08 09:13pm

Montcalm wrote:
Enricko wrote:
Montcalm wrote:No way pal i live there its mine.
So, next time we'll have a referendum (maybe tuesday, maybe never), Montcalm take Montreal and I'll take the Lanaudière-Laurentides region!

Say, for who are you voting next election?
I don`t want the PQ to win so i`ll vote Liberal.

Parti Quebecois?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-08 09:17pm

Durran Korr wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Enricko wrote: So, next time we'll have a referendum (maybe tuesday, maybe never), Montcalm take Montreal and I'll take the Lanaudière-Laurentides region!

Say, for who are you voting next election?
I don`t want the PQ to win so i`ll vote Liberal.
Parti Quebecois?

Yeah the referendum obsessed bunch of dickheads.

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-04-08 11:17pm

Montcalm wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:[quote="MontcalmI don`t want the PQ to win so i`ll vote Liberal.
Parti Quebecois?

Yeah the referendum obsessed bunch of dickheads.[/quote]

It's not soo much that they're obsessed with independence, but they're just a lousy governement. Liberals are not much better either, but they're the least worst of the bunch...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-08 11:26pm

Enricko wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:[quote="MontcalmI don`t want the PQ to win so i`ll vote Liberal.
Parti Quebecois?
Yeah the referendum obsessed bunch of dickheads.

It's not soo much that they're obsessed with independence, but they're just a lousy governement. Liberals are not much better either, but they're the least worst of the bunch...[/quote]I may have voted for the Action Democratique,but when that twit Mario Dumont went to ask advice from Lucien Bouchard i said is he crazy or what,but after he recruited Pierre Bourque,i`ve decided he will not get my vote.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-09 08:35am

Montcalm wrote:
so we'll make a deal then,after the war everything north of the St. Lawrence River will hence be called East Ontario and everything south will be called New Michigan.

And Montreal will be on wich side

[/quote]

It will be in the giant crater, or at least what's left of it.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-09 08:39am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
so we'll make a deal then,after the war everything north of the St. Lawrence River will hence be called East Ontario and everything south will be called New Michigan.
And Montreal will be on wich side

It will be in the giant crater, or at least what's left of it.[/quote]