Humor: US/NATO Everquest Raid on Iraq

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-04-07 11:32pm

Posted by a friend of mine on an "Everquest" board...

Morpinius Reticularis on an EverQuest Board wrote:Alliance Raids
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US: Ok, putting together a group for an Iraq raid...who's in?
UK: Of course I'm in.
Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on.
US: *sigh* Ok, I can't make your cultural armor, but I'll help pay for it. How much you need?
Turkey: 100k plat.
US: ***?! Are you smithing the armor out of platinum, ya tard? No frikking way. 30k plat,and that's all I'm offering.
Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were spawn campin us for frikking EVER, man -- long time ago, but we're still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish zone line.
US: Cool, thx.
Italy: Me 2.
Chile: I'm in.
US: Ok, so far, got US, UK, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some raid xp ...
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok?
France: Hey all, what's up?
US: Putting together a raid, hitting Iraq.
France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go inthere. I'm using Alliance veto.
US: ***? Alliance Veto?
France: Yeah, it's in the guild charter. Me, Germany,
US, Russia, and China can all cancel any guild raid event.
Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go ...
France: ****, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
Bulgaria: ,,!,,
Germany: I don't really want to go either.
US: ...
France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
US: What about you, Russia.
Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that's cool.
US: Jeebus. Dood, show some balls. You used to lovegoing on raids.
Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.
US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time wewent on Iraq raid.
France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if France doesn't go anyway, he just feigns death anytime he sees combat. He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me.
Spain: Oops. MT.
France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raidcompletely.
Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to raid. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.
France: ..!..
US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in?
China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
US: Ok...
North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel
accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
US: /duel decline
North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get a raid going.
North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"
You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. ****, okay? I'm busy.
North Korea taunts you.
/ignore North Korea.
US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.
Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's green to you.
Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway.
France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance.
Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks. Let's go anyways.
US: France, *** is ur problem?
France: I want to send scouts in first. Let them seeif any named are up.
US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
US: MONTHS? ***???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then.
France: I may veto anyway.
US: Yeah, whatever.
/tell Spain Yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t.
Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in.
You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's alt?
Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buff toons, but we're soloing now.
US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there.

Morpinius Reticularus, Heirophant of the Jest, King of the Dwarves, better known as Group 7.
52 nuker

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-04-07 11:47pm

If only politics were really like this

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-07 11:54pm

Hehe. And they say international politics is mature.

Strafe · Post by **Strafe** » 2003-04-08 12:00am

Coyote wrote: North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel
accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
US: /duel decline
North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get a raid going.
North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"
You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. ****, okay? I'm busy.
North Korea taunts you.
/ignore North Korea.

hehehehe

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-08 12:03am

This would be funnier if it weren't so true...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-08 12:03am

Wonder if Bush plays Everquest...?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-08 12:11am

thats eerily true.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-08 03:12am

lol

So whose for gettign to gether and killing Andarial?

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-08 08:39am

US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-04-08 09:14am

Maybe it's not that the diplomacy is immature but that Everquest is mature by today's standards.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-08 09:19am

You know, this is unfair for the portuguese PM. We worked so hard to be included in the good guys.. Nobody gives him credit

Archaic` · Post by **Archaic`** » 2003-04-08 09:25am

And what about us Aussies too, hmmm?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-08 10:09am

Its probably a time zone issue.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-08 05:44pm

lol man, that's an old one. Pretty funny still, funnier if you play EQ (Yes, I do)

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-04-08 08:18pm

Good one!

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-04-09 02:35am

Vorlon1701 wrote:lol man, that's an old one. Pretty funny still, funnier if you play EQ (Yes, I do)

Cool. I never played, but the guy posting it, Morpinius, is a personal friend of mine. I'm waiting for SW Galaxies to see if it is good.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-09 04:34pm

Coyote wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:lol man, that's an old one. Pretty funny still, funnier if you play EQ (Yes, I do)
Cool. I never played, but the guy posting it, Morpinius, is a personal friend of mine. I'm waiting for SW Galaxies to see if it is good.

Cool, just click on the names at the bottom of my sig to see my characters.

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