Where's Saddam?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-09 05:26pm

North Korea is the only country on Earth that could shelter Saddam Hussein and might actually want him in country. Who else is going to take him? The Syrians? There's an empty spot in the Axis of Evil and they're on the short list to get moved in there. The Saudis? It's hard to walk on eggshells (which they're going to have to do with us) when there's a piano strapped on your back. The Pakistanis? The KUWAITIS? Castro? Mugabe? Only North Korea could get away with it, and it's not like relations with them could get much worse.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-09 07:51pm

Ack! Nostalgia attack!

Well he sneaks around Iraq, from Bagdhad to Al-Ra-madi.....

Where in Iraq is Old Saddam Hussien.....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-09 08:01pm

I think someone will start a series of puzzle book"Where`s Saddam"

just like the where`s Waldo.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-09 08:09pm

Warspite wrote:Damn! Missed by that much...

So, where is he? Tikrit, Syria, Lybia? Any takers?

Tikrit.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-09 08:18pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:You know, I always thought that the US DIDN'T condone assasinating people. And last time I checked, a restaurant wasn't a target worthy of bombing...
Wrong. The extent of the executive order that political leaders wont be assassinated in peacetime. Saddam however holds the rank of field marshal and is commander and chief of the Iraqi armed forces, making him fair game regardless of how the conflict is classified.

Saddam Hussein's titles are (Listed in appropriate order): the Anointed One, Glorious Leader, Direct Descendant of the Prophet, President of Iraq, Chairman of its Revolutionary Command Council, Field Marshal of its armies, doctor of its laws, and Great Uncle to all its peoples.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-09 08:23pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Saddam Hussein's titles are (Listed in appropriate order)Direct Descendant of the Prophet

How can this idiot be sure he`s a descendant of the prophet,for all we know he could be the descendant of the camel pooper scooper.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-09 08:33pm

Montcalm wrote:
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Saddam Hussein's titles are (Listed in appropriate order)Direct Descendant of the Prophet
How can this idiot be sure he`s a descendant of the prophet,for all we know he could be the descendant of the camel pooper scooper.

I doubt he believes it, it's just a stupid title for a tin-pot dictator.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-09 09:39pm

He's dead, first day of the war we got him in the bunker, 4 bunker busters and however many cruise missles in one shot, I would have damage calcs but my math skills are shit and no one is helping in SLM.

But besides that the reason they bombed the resturant, apparently, was that the russians were leaving town, and told the Iraqis that they were taking their (Russian) satilite phones with them, but gave the Iraqis the warning that their fiber-optic lines were tapped. So to test that out the Iraqis played an old tape of Udey (I think, it might have been Qusay) arranging a meal with Saddam and the top command in a open air diner. We then made the diner go BOOM! because:
A. We wanted the Iraqis to know we hear everything they say
and
B. If we said we killed him day 1 the French would have claimed that the Job was over, and the re-building must begin right away.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-09 09:59pm

Montcalm wrote:Probably on his way to Russia,if what i heard is true he may be hiding in the Russian embassy or left with the Russian diplomatic convoy. :?

I kinda suspect that the Aussie SAS would have found him when they conducted a search on that convoy... Unless of course he was pretending to be a tree or something.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-09 10:16pm

He's probably walking around Baghdad wearing a burqua.

Post by **Steve** » 2003-04-09 10:21pm

Darth Wong wrote:He's probably walking around Baghdad wearing a burqua.

ROFLMAO! That gives me... evil images.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-09 10:26pm

Darth Wong wrote:He's probably walking around Baghdad wearing a burqua.

Which is not such a bad idea, because imagine the US forces trying to search for him by pulling the veils from women. Its not going to end well...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-09 10:30pm

weemadando wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:He's probably walking around Baghdad wearing a burqua.
Which is not such a bad idea, because imagine the US forces trying to search for him by pulling the veils from women. Its not going to end well...

He or she`ll be the ugliest bitch in town

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-10 12:35am

Montcalm wrote:
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Saddam Hussein's titles are (Listed in appropriate order)Direct Descendant of the Prophet
How can this idiot be sure he`s a descendant of the prophet,for all we know he could be the descendant of the camel pooper scooper.

He arranged to have a highly elaborate and convulted geneaology constructed that "proved" he was a direct descendant of the Prophet through his daughter Fatima.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-10 12:44am

Yes, and I'm a direct descendant of Charlemagne.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-10 12:45am

Can I be a direct descendant of Confucius? Or maybe Sun Tzu?

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-04-10 01:13am

I asked Yoda if Saddam was in Tikrit, and he said Yes, I feel this will be.
So I say he's in Tikrit.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-10 04:53am

With the millions being spent on the search for him, they say it's still anybody's guess, why not give me the money and I'll have a crack at it.