Should the US invade Canada?

Graeme Dice · Post by **Graeme Dice** » 2003-04-10 02:36am

Ted wrote:Canada USED to have a slew of nukes, of course, the government sold them back to the US.

It's been Canadian policy since at least Diefenbaker not to have nuclear weapons. When exactly did this supposed sale take place?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-10 05:06am

Nathan F wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Britain burned our capital.
And Canada is part of the British Commonwealth. Heck. let's invade Australia, too!

Just try, you'd probably wipe the armies quickly, but once you get past the cities, to the suburbs, you be utterly decimated by westy folk wielding Australian Beer and Blue Heeler dogs. They'd be lost in the maze of half paved streets and tin sheds, the tune of Khe Sahn would be like a siren of death to any invader.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-10 06:16am

No, it's getting the shit kicked out of them by the girl's hockey leagues....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-10 07:02am

Graeme Dice wrote:
Ted wrote:Canada USED to have a slew of nukes, of course, the government sold them back to the US.
It's been Canadian policy since at least Diefenbaker not to have nuclear weapons. When exactly did this supposed sale take place?

Canada never had nuclear weapons,and Diefenbaker was Dwight AH Eisenhower bitch

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-10 08:23am

first things first, i do believe Anne Murray's voice could be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, so it must be neutralized without del.....

"....may have this dance, for the rest of my life. would you be my partner.."

AGGGHHHHH! THE PAIN! AHHHHH....gurgle...gurgle... <plop>..................

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-10 09:00am

Montcalm wrote:Canada never had nuclear weapons,and Diefenbaker was Dwight AH Eisenhower bitch

You had BOMARCs, and Diefenbaker was a fucknut who cancelled
the ARROW.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-10 12:21pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:first things first, i do believe Anne Murray's voice could be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, so it must be neutralized without del.....

"....may have this dance, for the rest of my life. would you be my partner.."

AGGGHHHHH! THE PAIN! AHHHHH....gurgle...gurgle... <plop>..................

You want me to say the dreaded words "Celine Dion"

Graeme Dice · Post by **Graeme Dice** » 2003-04-10 12:27pm

MKSheppard wrote:You had BOMARCs, and Diefenbaker was a fucknut who cancelled
the ARROW.

We had the missiles, yes, but Dief refused to buy the warheads to go with them.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-10 12:32pm

Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:first things first, i do believe Anne Murray's voice could be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, so it must be neutralized without del.....

"....may have this dance, for the rest of my life. would you be my partner.."

AGGGHHHHH! THE PAIN! AHHHHH....gurgle...gurgle... <plop>..................
You want me to say the dreaded words "Celine Dion"

thats overkill, dont you agree?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-10 12:42pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:first things first, i do believe Anne Murray's voice could be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, so it must be neutralized without del.....

"....may have this dance, for the rest of my life. would you be my partner.."

AGGGHHHHH! THE PAIN! AHHHHH....gurgle...gurgle... <plop>..................
You want me to say the dreaded words "Celine Dion"
thats overkill, dont you agree?

Sorry i was influenced by the American way of using WMD.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-04-10 04:23pm

Montcalm wrote: It's been Canadian policy since at least Diefenbaker not to have nuclear weapons. When exactly did this supposed sale take place?

Canada never had nuclear weapons,and Diefenbaker was Dwight AH Eisenhower bitch

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I saw a Canadian produced program that explained the "Canada doesn't have nukes" is a myth. Canada supposidly had nukes up until about the very early 80s. There were surface-to-air nukes stationed in Canada, who's purpose were to take out large formations of soviet bombers. These were given to Canada by the U.S., and then later returned. In addition, Canadian forces in europe (who for a time comprised 25% of Nato's European strike ability) had tactical nukes for their aircraft.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-04-10 04:31pm

Graeme Dice wrote: We had the missiles, yes, but Dief refused to buy the warheads to go with them.

The same program I mentioned above said that although Canada didn't really buy the warheads (they bought the missiles), Canada was given the warheads. Although technically they were American property, they were loaned to Canada and under Canadian control. At some point in the early 80s (I believe, I saw this program at least five years ago), Canada returned them.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-10 04:33pm

Zoink wrote:
Montcalm wrote: It's been Canadian policy since at least Diefenbaker not to have nuclear weapons. When exactly did this supposed sale take place?
Canada never had nuclear weapons,and Diefenbaker was Dwight AH Eisenhower bitch

I saw a Canadian produced program that explained the "Canada doesn't have nukes" is a myth. Canada supposidly had nukes up until about the very early 80s. There were surface-to-air nukes stationed in Canada, who's purpose were to take out large formations of soviet bombers. These were given to Canada by the U.S., and then later returned. In addition, Canadian forces in europe (who for a time comprised 25% of Nato's European strike ability) had tactical nukes for their aircraft.[/quote]Not given more borrowed,each time a Canadian had to get a nuke he was escorted by two US army MPs,and when they returned from a mission they returned the nuke immediatly.