Of course, the part I found the funniest was this one:
Onlookers have gathered on the riverbanks to wave as the expedition passed by. In Ravenswood, West Virginia, a woman asked the boat what they needed, then returned the next morning with meat from a deer she killed. In Mount Vernon, Indiana, the members of an American Legion post invited the travelers in for drinks.
Gotta love Mountaineer Hospitality.
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
