The interesting thing about making up a D&D character for Dennis Kucinich is that you know, with a very high level of confidence, that he's made up D&D characters for himself already. If there's one Democratic candidate who knows how many hit dice a Gelatinous Cube has, it's Dennis Kucinich. You've gotta know that somewhere in the back of his one of his closets is a first-print copy of the Fiend Folio, pages stuck together with decade-old bong resin.
Read the whole thing.
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Even though I don't really care for it's way out in right field tone and the whole defining Democrats as evil thing, I'll admit that was pretty funny.
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Funny. Although I think Kucinich is a bit more Gollum-like. I would have made Dean a Very Angry Dwarf.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:Even though I don't really care for it's way out in right field tone and the whole defining Democrats as evil thing, I'll admit that was pretty funny.
Yeah, I should have mentioned that he's a bit to the right.
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The Wesley Clark one was so absurd and convoluted it was hilarious.
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I went to a democratic convention in Orlando where the candidates were giving speeches. They showed great unity of purpose, with every candidate I saw saying the exact same thing.
