Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 05:18pm

Mexican kid shows up at Aryanfest 2004.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 05:24pm

Nazis had bragged, Browning said, that the skinhead gang "Public Enemy Number One was coming over from California to kick some ass. We had word that the Eastern Hammerskins were coming to kick some ass, that the Nazi Lowriders were coming to kick some ass. That didn't happen."

Instead, smatterings of Volksfront, Aryan Nations and Klan members moshed peacefully with skinheads. Except for the occasional zeig heils, the festivities were reminiscent of a gay pride picnic, with shaved-headed men merrily romping about with arms around each other.

From page 2 of the article. Man, that's gonna piss 'em off when they see it!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-24 05:25pm

now that is comedy. . . . .

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-02-24 05:34pm

That's hilarious, I love how the kid shows support for the white race and they still kick him out! That's great...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 05:38pm

Go on. The article's six pages. I'm at the part where they plot to storm a nuclear missile silo and launch on Washington.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-24 05:48pm

i think i like this bit in it myself:

While Roper may seem fearsome over the Internet -- where he spews most of his venom -- he's nowhere near a badass in person. In fact, on stage at Aryanfest he came across as the ultimate computer nerd, a virtual hate-mongering Bill Gates.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-24 05:55pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Go on. The article's six pages. I'm at the part where they plot to storm a nuclear missile silo and launch on Washington.

Do they seriously think that a few thousand skinheads can somehow take over the government? Or are they just compensating?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-02-24 07:44pm

"Don't operate like a battleship," he barked. "Operate like a Nazi submarine! Use your periscope! We have to infiltrate!

"Infiltrate the military! Infiltrate your local governments! Infiltrate your school board! Infiltrate law enforcement."

LMAO

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-02-24 10:54pm

AHAHAHA!!

Use your Nazi periscope, Batman!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-02-24 11:03pm

There's a lot of gay skinhead porn out there, you know. Gay skinheads aren't nazis, they go for the look as a fashion statement, but I giggle every time I see nazi look-alikes in paroxysms of lust.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 11:05pm

Frank Hipper wrote:There's a lot of gay skinhead porn out there, you know. Gay skinheads aren't nazis, they go for the look as a fashion statement, but I giggle every time I see nazi look-alikes in paroxysms of lust.

Well its not like I go looking for gay porn.

These actually are Nazis, not just look alikes, and I'm almost certain that Hitler threw homosexuals into the death camps along with the Jews and gypsies, so I think they'd be offended.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2004-02-24 11:43pm

At which juncture Poindexter related to Mahon that he remembered touring a Titan missile site when he was a Boy Scout, and wondered aloud whether a small group of well-armed elite shock troop skinheads might not be able to storm that site, take it over, and launch on the U.S. capital.

Growing visibly agitated with excitement at the prospect, Mahon advised Poindexter to survey his fellow Arizona skinheads to find out which others had toured the nuclear missile site as Boy Scouts, and then pool their recollections of the site's layout -- security towers, perimeter fences, location of launch control room, etc. "It could be done," Mahon said confidently.

Neither Poindexter nor Mahon appeared to consider that, even if their theoretical squadron of shaved-headed ninjas could get past armed military security, wouldn't it take incredible technical expertise (not to mention top-secret launch codes) to fire a Titan missile? After all, it's not as if there's a big green button on the control panel that says: "Nuke D.C."

Also, it occurred to at least one of the four sets of ears listening to the plan that the Titan site Poindexter recalled touring as a lad might, in fact, have been the Titan Missile Museum just outside of Tucson -- where the warheads are most definitely not still active.

Details, details.

ROTFLMAO

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 11:44pm

Yeah, this is definitely not what most reporters would call "objective reporting." The reporter made no attempt to hide her contempt for the Nazis. But I say that makes it better!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-02-24 11:52pm

Jim Raynor wrote:
At which juncture Poindexter related to Mahon that he remembered touring a Titan missile site when he was a Boy Scout, and wondered aloud whether a small group of well-armed elite shock troop skinheads might not be able to storm that site, take it over, and launch on the U.S. capital.

Growing visibly agitated with excitement at the prospect, Mahon advised Poindexter to survey his fellow Arizona skinheads to find out which others had toured the nuclear missile site as Boy Scouts, and then pool their recollections of the site's layout -- security towers, perimeter fences, location of launch control room, etc. "It could be done," Mahon said confidently.

Neither Poindexter nor Mahon appeared to consider that, even if their theoretical squadron of shaved-headed ninjas could get past armed military security, wouldn't it take incredible technical expertise (not to mention top-secret launch codes) to fire a Titan missile? After all, it's not as if there's a big green button on the control panel that says: "Nuke D.C."

Also, it occurred to at least one of the four sets of ears listening to the plan that the Titan site Poindexter recalled touring as a lad might, in fact, have been the Titan Missile Museum just outside of Tucson -- where the warheads are most definitely not still active.

Details, details.
ROTFLMAO

It's funny, but it's also a bit irritating that they can get away with saying stuff like that while you just know that if a Muslim group had publicly said the same thing at a major rally, they'd all be cooling their heels while being "held without trial".

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 11:54pm

Frankly, I think they shouldn't be allowed to get away with that. But as long as they are, I'll laugh at them and laugh harder when/if they finally get hauled in.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-02-25 12:38am

Klansman 1: The Color Guard is colored!

Klansman 2: Who made them the Color Guard!?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-25 12:40am

Lazy Raptor wrote:Klansman 1: The Color Guard is colored!
Klansman 2: Who made them the Color Guard!?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

That's great! But wasn't that all one guy's line?

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-02-25 12:46am

Rogue 9 wrote: That's great! But wasn't that all one guy's line?

I dunno, could have been. But yeah, I fucking love that movie!

Remember the KKK chant?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-25 12:47am

Not quite. I remember laughing about it, but don't remember what it was. I have no VCR or DVD player here at college so I haven't seen it in a long time.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-02-25 12:52am

If you listen closely, it's really just "Enie, Menie, Minie, Moe" or however the hell you spell that. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing.

The best way to deal with these fucktards is make fun of them until they look like little kids.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-25 12:56am

Lazy Raptor wrote:If you listen closely, it's really just "Enie, Menie, Minie, Moe" or however the hell you spell that. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing. The best way to deal with these fucktards is make fun of them until they look like little kids.

Or attempt to beat the snot out of you, at which point you claim self defense and beat the snot out of them. I discovered this at a Klan rally in Salem. Unfortunately the police broke up the Klan and their opposing groups before I could get an excuse to go to town on one of the drunk bastards. Well, I thought it was unfortunate at the time, though now I really don't think so.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-02-25 01:01am

And to think... this literally took place a few miles from my house.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-25 01:11am

This reminds me of a sketch I saw in a Mad magazine. Basically there was a black guy in costume at a KKK rally, he was beating guys up.

Zed Snardbody · Post by **Zed Snardbody** » 2004-02-25 04:53am

"Did you ever make fun of someone so much you think you should thank them for all the good times?"

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-02-25 05:34am

Jim Raynor wrote:
At which juncture Poindexter related to Mahon that he remembered touring a Titan missile site when he was a Boy Scout, and wondered aloud whether a small group of well-armed elite shock troop skinheads might not be able to storm that site, take it over, and launch on the U.S. capital.

Growing visibly agitated with excitement at the prospect, Mahon advised Poindexter to survey his fellow Arizona skinheads to find out which others had toured the nuclear missile site as Boy Scouts, and then pool their recollections of the site's layout -- security towers, perimeter fences, location of launch control room, etc. "It could be done," Mahon said confidently.

Neither Poindexter nor Mahon appeared to consider that, even if their theoretical squadron of shaved-headed ninjas could get past armed military security, wouldn't it take incredible technical expertise (not to mention top-secret launch codes) to fire a Titan missile? After all, it's not as if there's a big green button on the control panel that says: "Nuke D.C."

Also, it occurred to at least one of the four sets of ears listening to the plan that the Titan site Poindexter recalled touring as a lad might, in fact, have been the Titan Missile Museum just outside of Tucson -- where the warheads are most definitely not still active.

Details, details.
ROTFLMAO

Beautiful.