Something totally different (John Kerry)

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-03-24 10:14pm

John Kerry, descendant of 16th century Golem-summoning Jews

I found this amusing.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-03-24 10:49pm

The new soldier in America's war on Terror: THE GOLEM

Unless, Kerry IS a golem, which would explain a lot.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-03-24 11:08pm

Awesome! Now we have to elect him as President. I mean, who needs troops when you have an invincible gigantic clay warrior to set on the terrorists?

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-03-24 11:53pm

Guardsman Bass wrote:Awesome! Now we have to elect him as President. I mean, who needs troops when you have an invincible gigantic clay warrior to set on the terrorists?

But what if the terrorists have a Mace +2?

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-25 12:49am

Vympel wrote:
Guardsman Bass wrote:Awesome! Now we have to elect him as President. I mean, who needs troops when you have an invincible gigantic clay warrior to set on the terrorists?
But what if the terrorists have a Mace +2?

Well, then you're fucked.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-03-25 01:46am

Vympel wrote:
Guardsman Bass wrote:Awesome! Now we have to elect him as President. I mean, who needs troops when you have an invincible gigantic clay warrior to set on the terrorists?
But what if the terrorists have a Mace +2?

Iron Golems, of course. And their poison breath.. OF DOOOOOOOOM.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-03-25 02:12am

SirNitram wrote:
Iron Golems, of course. And their poison breath.. OF DOOOOOOOOM.

Well, see, from there it's only a hop skip and jump to a +5 weapon, and we know some of them have gone missing in the former USSR ...