aerius wrote:Could be worse though, the investment manager at my friend's bank didn't know what an index fund is. Duh...you can get a fund that tracks the TSX Comp or DOW 30? I didn't know that! Those are the monkeys handling our money, it's not a reassuring thought.
The funny thing about being a "financial advisor" is that any monkey can do it. There is no serious academic requirement for the title of "financial advisor".
Mind you, even qualified people can lose shitloads of money. Rebecca actually had a former in-law relation who serves as an example. He had business and accounting degrees and started a successful computer business which he parlayed into a multi million dollar operation.
In order to expand his own personal wealth, he would quietly borrow money from the company treasury, invest it, and then return the money. He used money to make money, and since he paid it back, no one was the wiser. Leveraged investing: the tactic of geniuses! This worked very well ... for a while. But you know what they say about gambling: once you get hooked, you can't stop until you're broke. And that's what happened to him: he made a lot of money doing this, so he did it again. And again. Bigger cars, nicer houses, it's a party that never ends!
Inevitably, he made a bad investment and
lost money, so he couldn't return the funds to the company treasurey. Bingo, he was now an embezzler (well, he was always an embezzler, but now he was going to get caught). What's the solution? Why of course, borrow
again, win big, and pay back the treasury! Only it didn't work. Again. By the time he was finished, the difference between what he had taken and what he had paid back was more than $8 million, so he started swindling his friends and partners for more money so he could keep trying to dig himself out of the hole. Long story short, he's in prison now.