Harry Going To Iraq Or Not?

[Jadeite]

Abu Zaid, commander of the Malik Ibn Al Ashtar Brigade of the Shia militia group the Medhi Army, has vowed to cut off Harry's ears.

"We are awaiting the arrival of the young, handsome, spoilt prince with bated breath, and we confidently expect he will come out into the open on the battlefield," he said.

"We will be generous with him. For we will return him to his grandmother, but without ears," he said.

I hope that militia officer ends up being burned alive by white phosphorous, along with the rest of his brigade.