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Well...we might as well get movie monks to fight against movie ninjas then...

Well...that's china and japan for you. Even Japan are quite crazy when china comes into factor.
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ray245 wrote:Well...we might as well get movie monks to fight against movie ninjas then...
Been done. :P
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Coyote wrote:Feh. In a fight between Ninjas and Shaolin...?

I bet on the Pirates.

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after all the pirates are smarter then either, they don't bring knives to a gun fight.
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MRDOD wrote:That said, a Shaolin monk of proper skill could kick any ninja, fake or real,'s ass. :P
This is indeed true.
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Vehrec wrote:In closing, both are jerks, and deserve to feel the rightous fury of Randy Couture.
Nah, throw them in against Fedor Emelianenko, the Russian Experiment will really put the hurt on them.
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Actually, there was an instance where the Shaolin monks were called in to beat the fucking shit out of a lot of Japanese pirates, and did indeed do the job admirably. So perhaps even the most horrific combination ever--a Japanese Ninja-Pirate--can still be bested by a bunch of pissed off buddhists with sticks.
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RogueIce wrote:
MRDOD wrote:That said, a Shaolin monk of proper skill could kick any ninja, fake or real,'s ass. :P
This is indeed true.
No, Scorpion is the ninja. Jesus :roll:
Covenant wrote:Actually, there was an instance where the Shaolin monks were called in to beat the fucking shit out of a lot of Japanese pirates, and did indeed do the job admirably. So perhaps even the most horrific combination ever--a Japanese Ninja-Pirate--can still be bested by a bunch of pissed off buddhists with sticks.
Pfft, as if! That only proves that pirates are complete pansies that can be beaten by anyone with half a stick. Or not, as they were also beaten by the Royal Navy, which did not use stick-fighting but cannons.
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In the cold dark future, all that remains are Robotic Ghost Pirates fighting Cybor Ninja Zombies...

And the future is awesome.



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Dooey Jo wrote:No, Scorpion is the ninja. Jesus :roll:
No, he's some weird undead dude dressed as a ninja. Sub Zero is the real (living) deal. Lin Kuei ftw
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But Lin Kuei aren't ninja. They're Lin Kuei. And to call them ninja invites painful death, unless you have godlike powers or some shit.
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