Bin Laden to Release 9/11 Tape

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Flagg wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I wonder what Bush will do to try and one-up it.
He'll point to it as the reason we must stay in Iraq, because Bin Laden will endorse the US getting the fuck out using a sophisticated and little understood manipulation technique called "reverse psychology".

It'd be an interesting turn of events if he asked America to stay in Iraq to act as a common enemy for local Muslims and to waste our money and manpower.
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I'd like it even better if he endorsed Ghoulani or Romney, or asked people to donate to AEI. Wolfowitz's brain would blow up...
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This is a recycled earlier hits. Why does he all of a sudden look so tanned, fit, etc? in the earlier ones, he was looking haggard and had grey in his beard. Now he's all black.
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What a letdown. I was hoping the whole reason the world was so fucked up right now would still be around to mock us like Cobra Commander and help boost morale (or take our ire off Bush for just once).
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Anguirus wrote:"Bin Laden...bin Laden, you're still alive, my old friend?"

"STILL...OLD...FRIEND! You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!"
What is the original version of this from? It's been driving me nuts trying to remember it, I think it was Family Guy.
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Jadeite wrote: What is the original version of this from? It's been driving me nuts trying to remember it, I think it was Family Guy.
A little movie called Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn.

You may have heard of it.
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Darksider wrote:
Jadeite wrote: What is the original version of this from? It's been driving me nuts trying to remember it, I think it was Family Guy.
A little movie called Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn.

You may have heard of it.
Ah, alright. Family Guy must have ripped it off from that.
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MKSheppard wrote:This is a recycled earlier hits. Why does he all of a sudden look so tanned, fit, etc? in the earlier ones, he was looking haggard and had grey in his beard. Now he's all black.
Perhaps he discovered 'Just for Men' & bronzer?

He'd hardly be the first guy ever to turn up for work one day with suddenly dark hair, I fondly recall one of my upper school teachers doing just that.
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MKSheppard wrote:This is a recycled earlier hits. Why does he all of a sudden look so tanned, fit, etc? in the earlier ones, he was looking haggard and had grey in his beard. Now he's all black.
Because he dyed his beard and probably got some help with his kidney problems. And I think if you're right then we need to worry about psychics in the employ of Al Quaeda, since he mentioned shit very recent, such as the new French president and UK PM.
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oh wait B-movie conspiracy shep time!

"They Cloned Bin-Laden"
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