Chuck Norris to campaign for Huckabee.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2007-12-04 12:48pm

General Zod wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote: No, not a tragedy. It was expected. Honestly I think we can almost use how long the man lasted as evidence of some form of God, because there would almost have to have been something holding back the forces of natural selection so this man could reproduce before he died. I am just surprised that this hypothetical deity removed its protection under the circumstances leading to Mr. Irwin's Stingray Mediated Mortality
If he'd been killed by something he was intentionally fucking with, I'd be inclined to agree that he deserves a Darwin. As it is, I'm having a hard time seeing it as viable since it really was just a freak accident.

I am pretty sure that, barring his reproduction, his lifestyle qualified him for a Darwin.

speaker-to-trolls · Post by **speaker-to-trolls** » 2007-12-04 01:10pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Phantasee wrote:
hawkwind wrote:Steve Irwin is dead.

J.
And it's a tragedy. He deserves the meme posthumously, like some guys get the Medal of Honor or the Victoria Cross. Because what they did was so awesome it got them killed.
No, not a tragedy. It was expected. Honestly I think we can almost use how long the man lasted as evidence of some form of God, because there would almost have to have been something holding back the forces of natural selection so this man could reproduce before he died. I am just surprised that this hypothetical deity removed its protection under the circumstances leading to Mr. Irwin's Stingray Mediated Mortality

Maybe it was for the irony of the thing, the man spends decades deliberately wrestling huge, dangerous reptiles into submission and eventually gets killed by a stingray, an animal which is usually pretty innoffensive, by chance.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2007-12-04 01:20pm

speaker-to-trolls wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Phantasee wrote: And it's a tragedy. He deserves the meme posthumously, like some guys get the Medal of Honor or the Victoria Cross. Because what they did was so awesome it got them killed.
No, not a tragedy. It was expected. Honestly I think we can almost use how long the man lasted as evidence of some form of God, because there would almost have to have been something holding back the forces of natural selection so this man could reproduce before he died. I am just surprised that this hypothetical deity removed its protection under the circumstances leading to Mr. Irwin's Stingray Mediated Mortality
Maybe it was for the irony of the thing, the man spends decades deliberately wrestling huge, dangerous reptiles into submission and eventually gets killed by a stingray, an animal which is usually pretty innoffensive, by chance.

I dont think it was chance... I think he was messing with it and pissed it off, but I have no way to prove it.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-12-04 01:28pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote: I dont think it was chance... I think he was messing with it and pissed it off, but I have no way to prove it.

The entire thing was caught on film, which was turned into the police. He had accidentally boxed it in without realizing it, which caused the stingray's defenses to hackle and stab him right in the chest with its barb.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2007-12-04 02:14pm

wolveraptor wrote:Chuck Norris never deserved that meme. His show was crappy, and he's a lousy actor (not to mention a moronic conservative). Mr. T and Vin Diesel both deserved it more than him. .

I dunno.
Norris may be old hat now, but he was a genuine martial arts champion who founded his own form 'Chun Kuk Do', and who was a genuine 'bankable star' for years.

He's past his prime, but in the past he was 'hot shit'.