Purple wrote:Terralthra wrote:If you want teachers to control the attitudes and behavior of all of the children in the classroom at all times, perhaps you should be willing to pay teachers a salary commensurate with babysitting 24-30 children and teaching them, too. As a (fairly young) college professor, I make between $60-$80 per class-hour just to teach, with no babysitting whatsoever: if a student's behavior is inappropriate, I simply tell them to leave the classroom. Now, that's college-level teaching, and Simon teaches secondary school, so maybe there's a bit of a pay-cut there, so we'll figure what, $45/hr?
Then let's see, that's 27 (mean) children times $10/hour per kid (average baby-sitting wage) makes $270 + $45 for teaching them stuff and Simon would get $315/hr. 6 hour school day, 180 school days per year. $315*6*180, making for a gross yearly income of $340,200 per year. That's...about 6 times what the average high school teacher makes in the US.
I guarantee that if you offer teachers $350k/year salaries, you will get plenty of people with boundless energy and enthusiasm for preventing bullying. Until and unless you're willing to spend that kind of cash, no, it's not the teachers' jobs to make students not act like little sociopaths. That's parents' jobs.
So basically your solution for workers who do not perform their work properly is to reward them with money and hope they feel gracious enough to improve as opposed to firing them and hiring someone else for the position?
What you don't seem to understand is that firing the existing people and replacing them won't reliably result in improved quality.
If you target horrible abusive clowns and idiots (like the teachers Flagg references specifically), fire and replace them, sure you can get some average improvement. Those teachers are below average; replacing them with more people drawn from the same labor pool will make things less bad.
But the
average teacher has five years or so of experience and is seriously trying (with variable success) to do their job correctly. Some of them aren't very competent, but if they lack motivation it's usually because they're being catastrophically mismanaged.
If you try to replace them,
who the hell do you intend to replace them WITH? It's not like there's an army of unemployed super-teachers just waiting in the wings for you to hire them to replace the current crop of teachers.
Well, I must say that in a different world where there are more jobs than people and the unemployed are in high demand I imagine that would be our only recourse. Thankfully we do not live in such a world. And we can just keep firing them until we run into one for whom not starving is motivation enough.
It turns out that
effective teachers require several years' work experience to become effective. What you're proposing is idiotic because it turns teaching into a revolving door, where people are fired for underperforming before they ever have time to get good at their jobs. Or where they quit in disgust because you're asking them to do the impossible on minimal resources, with the same result.
The amount of labor one human can do is limited, Purple. That's a cold hard reality. You cannot make teachers work twice as hard by threatening to fire all the ones who don't, because there aren't enough hours in the week for that to happen. All that will truly happen is that the ones with enough experience to be good, and to be able to mentor new incoming teachers, will quit in disgust.
I have absolutely no respect for anyone who for what ever reason feels unmotivated to do his job. It's your job. Your duty. Your responsibility. You took it upon your self to devote your working hours to it. And there are people who depend on you doing it right. And if that means nothing to you, than you are a very rotten person. And it does not matter how bad it sucks, because life sucks by definition. It sucks for all of us. And it will suck for ever more. So that is not an excuse.
When you hire a common laborer to pick up and carry things for you, do you expect that laborer to single-handedly lift a truck? Do you threaten to fire them for failing to do so, complaining that they are "unmotivated to do their jobs?"
Please understand, the reason people are disagreeing with you here is that you are
not setting realistic standards. It is not a question of motivation. It is a question of physical possibility. One person cannot do everything you expect that one person to do, unless that one person is a rare super-teacher. And there are not enough super-teachers to go around, and if super-teacher skills were easy for normal teachers to learn,
they'd have already learned them.
Sure, there would be
some bad teachers. But not many.
Civil War Man wrote:Simon_Jester wrote:This is kind of my point.
We've got a barrage of people here who are upset that their teachers required them to exercise their minds outside of the classroom, while simultaneously talking up how well and effectively they exercised their own minds on their own.
When I hear this, I find it a lot easier to believe "this guy had a hyperactive sense of I'm-being-cheated-out-of-my-free-time as a kid" than to believe "essentially every teacher this guy ever had was a drooling sub-moron who assigned homework just for the power trip."
Which is more likely, that dozens of adults were on average that incompetent? Or that one teenager had an exaggerated sense of grievance? You know, like the one virtually every teenager in the developed world seems to have?
The thing is, from the article in the OP, the school apparently reviewed studies of the effectiveness of homework in elementary grades, and decided that continuing to assign homework at that grade level would force both students and teachers to expend a lot of effort for little appreciable gain.
Also note that the school in question is Pre-K through Grade 5, and the principal said that they were specifically looking at studies that examined the effect for that age group, so talking about teenagers is a red herring.
Note that I was speaking about posters on this thread who were themselves speaking about their teen experiences.
More generally, I think there's a logical threshold
somewhere in elementary school where homework starts making sense reliably. Below the line, it only makes sense if it's something that you would logically want a child to get help from a parent working on- say, a drawing of a family tree, or a big packet of handwriting practice, or something like that. It would not be something that should routinely be assigned or collected on short notice.
Once the students advance from the most rudimentary skills into slightly higher-order thinking and needing to practice highly specific skill sets that require extensive repetition (like, say, adding fractions, which
current best practices in the US say should be done in the fifth grade or so)...
At that point, homework starts to make more sense.
Starglider wrote:Annecdotal personal evidence is even more useless than usual when talking about education. Your memory of your personal school experience is highly subjective, self-edited and (typically) distorted. Parents watching their children go through school are a bit more rational but obviously still biased and looking at a very small sample.
This is like the single most cogent statement I've seen on this thread. If we had an upvote mechanism I would upvote it.
Terralthra wrote:If you want teachers to control the attitudes and behavior of all of the children in the classroom at all times, perhaps you should be willing to pay teachers a salary commensurate with babysitting 24-30 children and teaching them, too. As a (fairly young) college professor, I make between $60-$80 per class-hour just to teach, with no babysitting whatsoever: if a student's behavior is inappropriate, I simply tell them to leave the classroom. Now, that's college-level teaching, and Simon teaches secondary school, so maybe there's a bit of a pay-cut there, so we'll figure what, $45/hr?
Then let's see, that's 27 (mean) children times $10/hour per kid (average baby-sitting wage) makes $270 + $45 for teaching them stuff and Simon would get $315/hr. 6 hour school day, 180 school days per year. $315*6*180, making for a gross yearly income of $340,200 per year. That's...about 6 times what the average high school teacher makes in the US.
I guarantee that if you offer teachers $350k/year salaries, you will get plenty of people with boundless energy and enthusiasm for preventing bullying. Until and unless you're willing to spend that kind of cash, no, it's not the teachers' jobs to make students not act like little sociopaths. That's parents' jobs.
More realistically, instead of paying one person six times as much, pay six people the same amount.
I assure you that if you took my 27-kid section and split it into three 9-kid sections each of which had two full time teachers making the same $XY000/year* salary I do, you would get
amazing results. Probably a lot better than if you had the same section being taught by one person making $(6*XY)000/year*.
But I don't mean to detract from the fact that you've basically identified the problem perfectly.
Teachers are too numerous to be paid much more than the median salary. If you pay the median salary, you will attract humans with,
on average, roughly median levels of aptitude and motivation. As such, most of them won't actively be incompetent... but they will still have limits. You cannot build up your entire school system out of teachers who are genius-level experts in their subject areas
and have brilliant social skills for controlling classrooms
and have no actual family life or hobbies so that they can work eighty-hour weeks
and this
and that.
No, you have to settle for real human beings, not fantasy ones.
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*Before taxes.
Purple wrote:Simon_Jester wrote:If you're actually being given four or six hours of homework a day, you have grounds to complain- but that is pretty sharply at odds with what I see from most US (and Western-in-general) schools. This is why I asked Purple where he went to school, not that he ever bothered to answer.
I wonder why anyone would refuse to answer personal questions that might lead to his identity and location online.
Well, if you're not going to talk about where you went to school, then I hope you'll forgive me if I don't believe your claims.
You claim that you
attended school during the late 1990s and early 2000s and yet were taught bizarre drunken-caveman curriculum in which your schools taught nothing of any value for a five year period between the 4th and 8th grades.
It seems far more likely that you are selectively ignoring valuable lessons you learned during those years, or that you are selectively editing out the fact that you
didn't learn them in a timely manner and paid for it later by having to work harder to accomplish the same amount.
This said, reading your posts here and in other teaching related threads I must say that if I were a parent you would be the last person I'd want teaching my children. It's nothing personal but your attitude is some times just WTF. A lot of times your basic approach is to lift your hands up in the air and go: "Well this system sucks/works but that's the system we have."
Since you persistently fail to suggest a better one,
yes that is my basic approach. If all you're doing is complaining about how things ought to be 'better' when you have literally no concept of how the job is done or what would be involved in improving the situation... you really don't have much of an argument.
It's like if you were whining about how the scientists need to hurry up and invent a faster-than-light drive. If you don't know anything about physics that might
seem easy... but it really is not. And all you do by pretending the scientists could do "if only they tried" is waste valuable time.
And you just give up. Like I remember in the bullying thread where you flat out said that teachers can't possibly control all the children. WTF? That's your job. If you can't do it, don't be a teacher.
I'm not saying things like this because
I personally cannot do them.
I am saying these things to introduce you to the brutal reality that
there are not enough people on the Earth who can do them.
You fantasize about teachers being able to do A, B, C, and D.
I am telling you that in reality, the teachers that physically exist,
including many highly motivated ones who want nothing more than to teach effectively and do good for children, are unable to do all four things at once.
And you tell me "that's their job. If they can't do it, they shouldn't teach."
At which point
I am the one going "WTF."
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It's like, I've told you "people can't do that, because we don't have four arms," and you've replied "if you don't have four arms you shouldn't sign up for this job." If you wait until you have four-armed men to do a job, because only four-armed men can do it the way you want it done... You will be in for a long wait.
And if you want omnipotent super-teachers who can secure total obedience from thirty randomly selected children while teaching them advanced abstract concepts and giving them detailed, individualized instruction and feedback...
And if you want ENOUGH of those teachers to actually cover all the classrooms in your country...
You will be in for a long wait. One of two things will happen.
1) You will only hire super-teachers and there won't be enough to go around, and your class sizes skyrocket until not even super-teachers can do the job.
2) You will hire people who are not super-teachers, and then whine about how incompetent they are just because they can't do things that only 1% of the population was ever able to do in the first place.
So if you actually
care about fixing schools, instead of just wanting a convenient scapegoat to blame for the problem, you need to start from a realistic picture of what one human being can and cannot do. You cannot organize any large operation to do a job efficiently if you're in denial about what your employees are capable of.
And don't give me any of that "oh but I have to pay my bills and not starve" talk. You ain't any more special than me or anyone else. And the world can do just fine with all of us here dying of starvation. It can't do without future generations getting a good education. I just had to get that one off my chest. It's been on there since the bullying thread.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME.
This is about your unrealistic expectations.
Only an idiot blames his tools; only an idiot blames
the best teachers available for failing to be vastly better than they already are.
Flagg wrote:Simon_Jester wrote:
Which is more likely, that dozens of adults were on average that incompetent? Or that one teenager had an exaggerated sense of grievance? You know, like the one virtually every teenager in the developed world seems to have?...
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I will say this.
I genuinely do empathize with the instances of teachers lying and abusing you. I
really really do. You may not believe this, but I do.
Your experiences with Bible-thumping cunts, sadists, and insensitive clowns are legitimate grievances. I do not for a moment dispute this.
I do in fact apologize for speaking as though this history of yours, which I did not know at the time, had not happened.
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Simultaneously, my experiences are
also legitimate.
I speak for myself in this, but also for the other teachers I know well: I do not knowingly mislead any parent or authority about what any student has done, or what I have done towards any student. I have never claimed to be 'world's greatest teacher,' but I have that standard at least.
Every instance of students ganging up on another student I have observed, I have attempted to break up (sometimes in the literal sense of interposing myself and getting punched in the back for trying) as soon as I understood what was going on.
When kids ask to go to the nurse, I let them go. That's actually county policy so I can't take credit for it, though.
The great majority of the teachers I know are sincerely trying, and are struggling with a student body that is chronically underprepared. Some of whom really,
desperately need reforms to their behavior before they can operate in a learning environment with other children.
It is a truly formidable job. I for one wish I were better at it- but there is no upper limit on the amount of skill or art that could usefully be applied to the job; we could have superteachers working 80-hour weeks and it
still would not be enough for everything we'd like.
If my county employs the sort of abusive clowns and freaks you talk about, they do it somewhere out of my sight. Maybe the nation has committed to improving. Maybe my middle-of-the-road median-statistics-in-the-county semi-urban-demographic high school is just amazingly lucky. Maybe it's just because my district pays better than your district did at the time and you got the bottom of the barrel.
I'm sorry that your school experience was so singularly shitty. I'm sorry to even live in a country where such darkly self-parodic assclowns still teach. I can easily see how it set you up to essentially go on strike as a student.
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And simultaneous with
that, I would like to point out that this decision to go on strike IS crippling to the average student. You won an ability lottery to get as far as you did; most people don't make honor roll as the new kid in town and don't learn without serious practice and focused effort.
And saying "fuck this noise, I quit" is immensely toxic for the average student.
I know this, because I watch people fall into it and it's goddamn heartbreaking.
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So considering the fact that aside from my health and mental issues (severe social anxiety disorder being one), some of which are likely directly due to the abuse heaped upon me by teachers and administrators... Yeah I think dozens of adults can, in fact, be that incompetent and in plenty of cases, downright abusive.
See below in the next section.
I don't know if it's the type of person the profession attracts since you're a shining example of obtuse holier than thou douchebag grade school teacher...
See above.
or if we just have a system that needs to be purged, destroyed, and rebuilt.
At any rate, your school district did. Very possibly does today.
Then again, given the corporate, douchebag politician, and scam artist PR campaign the utter failure that is the Charter School System gets I don't know that I'd trust local and state governments to handle it.
You are right to not trust them.
Frankly like many things in this rotten empire I think the entire system of government and economics needs to be purged, destroyed, and rebuilt. Unfortunately given the poor public education anyone who isn't in an upper middle class school district received things would probably end up worse.
I think what is needed is to focus on establishing, for lack of a better term, law and order in the schools. Enforceable against administration
and teachers
and students. Some of the things needed to make that happen are tricky and I don't have all or even most of the answers.
But the current agenda seems to be to amp up the standardized testing and come up with harder curriculums while allowing the classroom environment to actually
decay by taking horribly delinquent kids and kids with severe violent or disruptive behavioral issues, and sticking them in the same classrooms as all the other 13-year-olds.
This is predictably failing to work.
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Anyway, my last section-
My original remark was on the subject of homework specifically. I can certainly believe that you had a number of abusive or stupid teachers who willfully assigned homework that was pointless or excessive. At the same time, I cannot believe that this was a uniform and universal experience of yours, and it is certainly not a universal experience of mine.
The idea of homework
as such simply cannot be addressed in terms of individuals saying "homework was bullshit because that's how I felt about it as an adolescent."
At the same time, the issue of "many teachers should be fired* because I was actively abused and perjured against by teachers of that type" IS TOTALLY an issue that can be addressed. And should. I just want to make it really really explicit that I'm not for a moment saying any of that shit you went through was in any way justified. Because it so blindingly obviously was not. Even to me- I'll concede the part about being obtuse, but my obtuseness has limits.
*Out of a cannon