Should the US invade Canada?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-07 08:54pm

Darth Fanboy wrote: Can we have their universal health care system while we're at it?

*shudders* That would actually be one reason to invade them - To liberate them from it!

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-04-07 08:56pm

aerius wrote

What's wrong with colour-coded money? How else are you suppose to tell the bills apart after you 10th pint of Canadian strength beer?

I take back my statement under overwhelming evidence...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-07 08:59pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote: Can we have their universal health care system while we're at it?
*shudders* That would actually be one reason to invade them - To liberate them from it!

At least I can AFFORD Canadian Health insurance. Id rather die in the waiting room than go hungry at the end of the month. And when Im old Id rather have my pills than not.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-07 09:09pm

It would do you well to know that we're halfway there, then; the U.S. healthcare system is at least 40-50% socialized.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-07 10:04pm

Make sure you Americans bomb Rita McNeil's house (with her in it perferably).

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-07 10:41pm

Next of Kin wrote:Make sure you Americans bomb Rita McNeil's house (with her in it perferably).

Ha! As if 1000-lb bombs would have any effect whatsoever on Canada's most massive object.

EDIT: Aerial target identification profile added (not that it will do any good; even a MOAB is unlikely to penetrate the outer epidermis):

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-04-07 10:55pm

Canada USED to have a slew of nukes, of course, the government sold them back to the US.

I think the NG's might have a problem, after all, the New York Militia refused to fight in Canada, and the Kentucky Militia was defeated in the Niagra Penninsula.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-07 10:56pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Make sure you Americans bomb Rita McNeil's house (with her in it perferably).
Ha! As if 1000-lb bombs would have any effect whatsoever on Canada's most massive object.

EDIT: Aerial target identification profile added (not that it will do any good; even a MOAB is unlikely to penetrate the outer epidermis):

Ground assault is clearly out of the question, as well. Even our most powerful armor-piercing rounds couldn't get through that blubber.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-04-07 11:09pm

Who is she and what (other than being of Orca..er..Oprah like proportions) has she done?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-07 11:10pm

Glocksman wrote:Who is she and what (other than being of Orca..er..Oprah like proportions) has she done?

She`s a singer.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-07 11:22pm

Ted wrote:Canada USED to have a slew of nukes, of course, the government sold them back to the US.

I think the NG's might have a problem, after all, the New York Militia refused to fight in Canada, and the Kentucky Militia was defeated in the Niagra Penninsula.

Nineteenth century British victories over half-drunk, untrained 90-day militias that went home in the middle of the campaign do not reflect current Canadian capabilities against the National Guard.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-04-07 11:37pm

If Arnold had gone 20 more miles in the Revolution, then Canada would already be a state. I don't mind bringing fresh blood into the union.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-07 11:43pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:If Arnold had gone 20 more miles in the Revolution, then Canada would already be a state. I don't mind bringing fresh blood into the union.

With the size of Canada it would be a big ass state,or have been split in many smaller states.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-07 11:44pm

The Quebec Regime is tyrannical and evil. It is the responsibility of England to kill them all, then systematically nuke their place of origin, France, to cinders. I realize this may strike some of the liberals in my government as 'harsh'. Some might bring up the detrimental effects to those downwind of France after such a devastating first-strike. My brothers, I am sure we can all agree the smell they perpetrate is far worse than nuclear fallout!

In short, we must act, and we must act quickly. France must be annihilated. Our loyal mini-... I mean, fellow members of the Commonwealth need rescuing. I will immediately contact our chief puppe-... I mean, the President of America to assure his involvement.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-04-07 11:44pm

Okay, so there would have been eight more states and you knew what I meant.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-07 11:48pm

SirNitram wrote:The Quebec Regime is tyrannical and evil. It is the responsibility of England to kill them all, then systematically nuke their place of origin, France, to cinders. I realize this may strike some of the liberals in my government as 'harsh'. Some might bring up the detrimental effects to those downwind of France after such a devastating first-strike. My brothers, I am sure we can all agree the smell they perpetrate is far worse than nuclear fallout!

In short, we must act, and we must act quickly. France must be annihilated. Our loyal mini-... I mean, fellow members of the Commonwealth need rescuing. I will immediately contact our chief puppe-... I mean, the President of America to assure his involvement.

HEY HEY HEY i live there were trying to fight these froggy jerks from the inside,we need more immigration to finnaly crush their dreams of sovereignty.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-04-07 11:48pm

Rita MacNeil is not a Weapon of Mass Destruction, she is a Mass Weapon of Destruction. Don't invade just yet, but if we should see the Canadians place her atop a ski jump that just happens to be facing south, then maybe a pre-emptive strike would be in order.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-07 11:51pm

Montcalm wrote:
SirNitram wrote:The Quebec Regime is tyrannical and evil. It is the responsibility of England to kill them all, then systematically nuke their place of origin, France, to cinders. I realize this may strike some of the liberals in my government as 'harsh'. Some might bring up the detrimental effects to those downwind of France after such a devastating first-strike. My brothers, I am sure we can all agree the smell they perpetrate is far worse than nuclear fallout!

In short, we must act, and we must act quickly. France must be annihilated. Our loyal mini-... I mean, fellow members of the Commonwealth need rescuing. I will immediately contact our chief puppe-... I mean, the President of America to assure his involvement.
HEY HEY HEY i live there were trying to fight these froggy jerks from the inside,we need more immigration to finnaly crush their dreams of sovereignty.

I can immigrant a MIRV ICBM within an hour.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-07 11:53pm

Coyote wrote:Rita MacNeil is not a Weapon of Mass Destruction, she is a Mass Weapon of Destruction. Don't invade just yet, but if we should see the Canadians place her atop a ski jump that just happens to be facing south, then maybe a pre-emptive strike would be in order.

And in Quebec there is her pro-separatists equivalant her name is Ginette Reno,and no she is not related to the French actor Jean Reno.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-07 11:59pm

SirNitram wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
SirNitram wrote:The Quebec Regime is tyrannical and evil. It is the responsibility of England to kill them all, then systematically nuke their place of origin, France, to cinders. I realize this may strike some of the liberals in my government as 'harsh'. Some might bring up the detrimental effects to those downwind of France after such a devastating first-strike. My brothers, I am sure we can all agree the smell they perpetrate is far worse than nuclear fallout!

In short, we must act, and we must act quickly. France must be annihilated. Our loyal mini-... I mean, fellow members of the Commonwealth need rescuing. I will immediately contact our chief puppe-... I mean, the President of America to assure his involvement.
HEY HEY HEY i live there were trying to fight these froggy jerks from the inside,we need more immigration to finnaly crush their dreams of sovereignty.
I can immigrant a MIRV ICBM within an hour.

I`m not interested to glow at night,but if you feel the need to nuke something here nuke Quebec city,and make the Assemblée Nationale ground zero.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-04-08 01:06am

...I don't think so. South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut taught me everything I need to know about going to war with Canada.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-08 03:23am

Just remember they know Norad inside and out, and the last time we invaded they counter attacked and burnt down the white house....

oooohhh, Bush could claim to be avenging past insults....

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-04-08 04:52am

GAP wrote:I remember looking over a summary of Canada's armed forces and thinking "That's it???" Let's kick them over and make them a state. At least then I won't have to deal with customs when I go over to Windsor.

You have to climb over Rita first, but then again, you might like that.

XPViking

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-04-08 09:10am

Aaaawww! You Americans should be glad we didn't join you in 1776 against the Brits! Me think my ancestors did you a favor...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-08 09:46am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I don't know, I hear the Elite Mountie Brigade is a real bitch to fight.

That would require them to have ammo for more then a few hours combat.