Darth Wong wrote:"Vote for me and I will do everything I can to promote the domestic porn industry! We cannot sit idly by and allow our struggling domestic porn industry to fall behind!"
I don't know why, but when I read that, I kept thinking of the General from Dr Strangelove.
"We cannot allow, a porno gap!"
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin