Plus she`s busy in Vegas having what she makes being wasted in the casinos by the old fart she marriedCpl Kendall wrote:I wouldn't worry, Celine Dion is so thin that they'd all blow over.Wicked Pilot wrote:I see Canada is looking for a staging area for the southern front of their upcoming invasion of the US. We had better start to fortify Florida before thousands of Celin Deons start pouring onto the unsuspecting beaches of Miami.
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Re: Celine Dion
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Re: Celine Dion
Holy Shit! The invasion has begun! We are all doomed!Montcalm wrote:Plus she`s busy in Vegas having what she makes being wasted in the casinos by the old fart she married
*jumps in Tweet and flees to Mexico.
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Re: Celine Dion
Not if you nuke Las Vegas now before she has a chance to finish spawning her Army of Doom that will march across the US and turn everyone in their path to goop, and every city into rubble with their deadly shrill voices. Sure, a few million people die when Las Vegas evaporates, but that's a far sight better than the alternative, and besides, considering it's Celine Dion we're talking about, it's the only way to be sureWicked Pilot wrote:Holy Shit! The invasion has begun! We are all doomed!Montcalm wrote:Plus she`s busy in Vegas having what she makes being wasted in the casinos by the old fart she married
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