Jon Stewart: Bringing the funny for four more years

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-03-19 08:39pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:"Everyone wants to be on television. Now with the new police state, everybody will be"

"Just spray pain the 10 commandments on the roof of your house that way the predator drone surveilance planes will know that you are one of the good guys" *paints: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife*

I loved when he turned his Muslim neighbor in and then started "comforting" his wife. He starts stroking her shoulder and says, "You're soft." The guy is really just sick.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-19 08:45pm

Durandal wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:"Everyone wants to be on television. Now with the new police state, everybody will be"

"Just spray pain the 10 commandments on the roof of your house that way the predator drone surveilance planes will know that you are one of the good guys" *paints: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife*
I loved when he turned his Muslim neighbor in and then started "comforting" his wife. He starts stroking her shoulder and says, "You're soft." The guy is really just sick.

"I'll keep an eye on her for you Habbib!"

"Loosing things can be so frustrating, and those tv psychics are so expensive. But with the new police state, losing things will be a thing of the past watch... I AM GONNA KILL THE PRESIDENT!...*SS bust in* Hi guys where are my keys*ss gives keys* Thanks, you guys are sweethearts"

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-19 08:47pm

He is a sick little bastard... I do love his quote on christianity though.

"Not my logic steven, Gods logic, given to us in the bible(every word of which is true) and we KNOW the bible is true, because the bible SAYS the bible is true. And as we know, every word of the bible is true"

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-19 11:59pm

Colbert has said some crazy things.

Can't forget this line...

"I'm saying they're queers, Jon. They're Hitler-loving queers."

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-03-20 09:22am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:He is a sick little bastard... I do love his quote on christianity though.

"Not my logic steven, Gods logic, given to us in the bible(every word of which is true) and we KNOW the bible is true, because the bible SAYS the bible is true. And as we know, every word of the bible is true"

Those quotes sound rehashed, cheesy, and old hat. Maybe it's because of you guys building off them? Anyhow. I've rarely caught that show on TV. He's ok.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-03-20 01:03pm

Colbert is great, he's just more dark in his satire than Stewart.