Jesus Christ: Crimebuster

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-27 10:49pm

I hope j00 all realize that in the above i was referring to the christian faith.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-27 10:49pm

In the part about pre-marital sex=bad i mean.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-27 10:58pm

darthdavid wrote:I just realized somthing. Pre-Marital Sex=Bad. God and Mary weren't married. So therefore god is a sinner.

Quite the flaw there, in that God did not have sex with Mary.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-28 12:18am

Rogue 9 wrote:
darthdavid wrote:I just realized somthing. Pre-Marital Sex=Bad. God and Mary weren't married. So therefore god is a sinner.
Quite the flaw there, in that God did not have sex with Mary.

I don't believe they had artificial insemination back in those days, therefore god must've had sex with her.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-03-28 12:31am

Oh, come on, if we're accepting that there is a God we might as well accept that he can impregnate someone without fucking them.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2004-03-28 02:28am

HemlockGrey wrote:Oh, come on, if we're accepting that there is a God we might as well accept that he can impregnate someone without fucking them.

Slippery slope. If we're going to accept all of that, we might as well accept that I'm Jesus.

Face it: God and Mary danced the horizontal mambo.

The Albino Raven · Post by **The Albino Raven** » 2004-03-28 03:15am

Robert Treder wrote:Slippery slope. If we're going to accept all of that, we might as well accept that I'm Jesus.

Face it: God and Mary danced the horizontal mambo

Wrong sir. Read the original argument.

darthdavid wrote:I just realized somthing. Pre-Marital Sex=Bad. God and Mary weren't married. So therefore god is a sinner.

God as defined in the Bible as well as the story of Mary are presupposed as true in the original argument. Ergo, God is all powerful and can just pop baby Jesus right in there, no sex needed.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-03-28 03:24am

Remind me again why we're trying to argue logically about God?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-03-28 03:40am

Crayz9000 wrote:Remind me again why we're trying to argue logically about God?

Because Rogue was being an anus.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-03-28 11:06am

That, and darthdavid is an idiot.