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Lord Zentei wrote:
Chmee wrote:I see a boom in the black market for paintball guns ..... once you coat the camera 'eyes' of these things, they're harmless, right?

New standard mujahadeen issue: water balloons and dark paint.
Those paintguns are less accurate than lethal weapons. And if you replace the robot with a human, you would have had yet another casualty.
Ok, a vest of C4 and Crayola ....

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bohemianfey wrote:**Shudders** I hate robots. Give me the heebie jeebies.
Shit hon, I meant to tell you, I picked up one of these at the store today:

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:finger: I only fell for that ONE TIME.
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Chmee wrote:
Lord Zentei wrote:
Chmee wrote:I see a boom in the black market for paintball guns ..... once you coat the camera 'eyes' of these things, they're harmless, right?

New standard mujahadeen issue: water balloons and dark paint.
Those paintguns are less accurate than lethal weapons. And if you replace the robot with a human, you would have had yet another casualty.
Ok, a vest of C4 and Crayola ....

"Look out R2 ..... suicide Impressionists!!!"
:lol: Never say there's nothing new under the Sun.
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bohemianfey wrote:**Shudders** I hate robots. Give me the heebie jeebies.
Then you'll love this article: (linky)
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Lord Zentei wrote:
bohemianfey wrote:**Shudders** I hate robots. Give me the heebie jeebies.
Then you'll love this article: (linky)
**shudders**
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bohemianfey wrote: **shudders**
Haha, you're like a certain computing student I know who has an abject fear of man and machine coming together despite the total inevitability of it. If robots do come about, they likely won't be all that intelligent for a while.

What I would be looking out for is the digitisation of our "ghosts" and the blurring of biological and technological to the point that both compliment one another on an everyday scale (and I don't mean hip joints and PCs like today, I mean the whole shebang).

Put it this way, the philosophers will have a field day.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:What I would be looking out for is the digitisation of our "ghosts" and the blurring of biological and technological to the point that both compliment one another on an everyday scale (and I don't mean hip joints and PCs like today, I mean the whole shebang).

Put it this way, the philosophers will have a field day.
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I'm expecting the tech., but sadly, I don't see a boom in sexy part cyborg girls.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'm expecting the tech., but sadly, I don't see a boom in sexy part cyborg girls.
The Major ain't part cyborg. :twisted:
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[quote="Keevan_Colton"]



The robot fighter has been christened Swords [quote]

Werent the robots in "Screamers" called "Swords"?

They'll become smart and kill us all I tell ya! :shock:
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Beowulf wrote:
The Major ain't part cyborg. :twisted:
True, but maybe her being a full blown one-girl-army is what scares me when thinking of her and orgies.

Wait, how did I go from US combat drones to sex with Shirow creations?!
wautd wrote:
Werent the robots in "Screamers" called "Swords"?

They'll become smart and kill us all I tell ya! :shock:
They rocked. Sort of like lower tech knife missiles.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote: I can see their meetings now...

Abdul: The infidels, they use a new type of weapon. A tin man with a gun! How do they expect to die in glory... and, uh, pain?

Abdullah: Never fear. These robots have a weak spot, they're not human or praised by Allah. We'll hit the bullseye and the dominos will fall like a deck of cards. Checkmate!

*Random chantings of the Qu'ran and firing of weapons aimlessly into the air*
LOL :lol:

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Shroom Man 777 wrote: LOL :lol:

I like your style, Vlad - you remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you, perhaps even a couple years older.
Shroom Man 777, you give me FAR too little credit.
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Julhelm wrote:Sounds like an aimbot cheat.
:lol: Stop your spam.
salm wrote:maybe the fidels will counter with suicide robots?
It wouldn't blend in with the civillian population. :wink: My DS ragged on those fuckheads so bad; they would wear their most pimpin clothes when they meant to sacrifice themselves and were easy targets. :twisted:
neoolong wrote:And really, this is a stupid idea. Clones are much better.
Actually, aside from the fundie outlash this would cause, clones still tax your supplies of food, water, still sleep and require training (I suppose they could go without clothing -- they are only clones :? ; still, they would need body armor at least)
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Shroom Man 777, you give me FAR too little credit.
:lol:

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Hooray for Valdemar!

On a somewhat more related note, does anyone have any images of these drones? I assume they're not too different to those bomb-disposal bots made by that UK company (you know, the type that also had a rifle onboard which was used to stop a failed suicide bomber in Israel from blowing himself up... again).
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Its in the article. Ugly motherfuckers...
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So it is. Didn't notice that before. It does seem to be the same type of unit. They're sturdy and mobile enough to do the job, so I'd not mind them as help. Reminds me of the drones in C&C: Generals.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:What I would be looking out for is the digitisation of our "ghosts" and the blurring of biological and technological to the point that both compliment one another on an everyday scale (and I don't mean hip joints and PCs like today, I mean the whole shebang).
:wtF:

Transcend, is that you?
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MKSheppard wrote:
:wtF:

Transcend, is that you?
His, shall we say, essence is now amalgamated with mine. We are one!

Does The Shep want to become one glorious whole too?
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
wautd wrote:
Werent the robots in "Screamers" called "Swords"?

They'll become smart and kill us all I tell ya! :shock:
They rocked. Sort of like lower tech knife missiles.
Just a little longer and we have cute iraqi children with teddy bears in their hands saying "can I go with you?" to US marines. ;)
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Coyote wrote:What happens if it runs over a mine?

It blows up, and the operators get another one out of storage.

The robot gets shipped to the dump in a pail. No word yet on if it is flag-draped.
I have to ask...because I am being serious about this.

Hypothetical: A zealot of the "Religion of Peace (tm)* dies while trying to destroy a US droid soldier, instead of an organic. By the tenets of his faith, does he still get to go to heaven with the virgins?
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Steven Snyder wrote: I have to ask...because I am being serious about this.

Hypothetical: A zealot of the "Religion of Peace (tm)* dies while trying to destroy a US droid soldier, instead of an organic. By the tenets of his faith, does he still get to go to heaven with the virgins?
No. He enjoys eternity as an organic carbon source for the various heterotrophic decomposer microbes in the ground he falls on.
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Steven Snyder wrote: I have to ask...because I am being serious about this.

Hypothetical: A zealot of the "Religion of Peace (tm)* dies while trying to destroy a US droid soldier, instead of an organic. By the tenets of his faith, does he still get to go to heaven with the virgins?
It's just the same if an islamofacist got KIAed by a helicopter. There's still a guy piloting the Hunter Kill- errr... the robot. It's just that he's like miles away.

Now for a more pressing question: Say they use the killbots against a more modern military, what would ECM, or jamming the radio, or whatever, do to it? Or is there no such thing?
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