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CaptJodan wrote:2. All animals (including humans and dinosaurs, people) were vegetarians before the flood! Anteaters eating ants? You're crazy! Think of the carnage of all those animals with potential food sources onboard. Of course they were all vegetarians so that they didn't eat each other. (I'm assuming this is why SDAs would prefer you to be vegetarian too, though I can't be certain)
Huh, I heard that they taught that was before the Fall, not the Flood. Go figure.

And obviously T Rex was a herbivore with those great big chompers, right? :roll:
CaptJodan wrote:This IS what I was taught was fact when I was a kid, and to this day this theory persists in my family.
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Lord Zentei wrote: Huh, I heard that they taught that was before the Fall, not the Flood. Go figure.
Well, obviously there are always conflicting views even amongst sects, but it seems there was a time where God commanded meat would be allowed after the Flood, hence that's where they say it all starts.
And obviously T Rex was a herbivore with those great big chompers, right? :roll:
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When in doubt, use the "stick your fingers in your ears and repeat your faith" tactic.

Incidentally, if you were to point out to them this is what they were doing, they would point to someone's belief in evolution being the same. Since evolution doesn't explain everything perfectly, then evolution is no better than the flood myth. Of course we've all seen this tactic before on this site about a hundred thousand times, so no news there.
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When I was a kid and was trying desperately to believe in what I was supposed to believe in, I often times had to try and skip over stories like the Flood and Creation (not to mention all of the OT) in order to try and not have so many questions. Questions that challenged the interpretations already set were beat down (moreso in my grandparents' generation than my parents'), but were still never satisfying answers. I've had the fundie experience myself, so I know very well the tactics one uses to shield themselves from reason. I wish I could say that if confronted with the evidence against a global flood that my family would change their views or at least question them. Sadly, that hasn't happened yet.
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CaptJodan wrote:Well, obviously there are always conflicting views even amongst sects, but it seems there was a time where God commanded meat would be allowed after the Flood, hence that's where they say it all starts.
The bible talks about "clean" and "unclean" animals before the flood and "clean" means "OK to eat"

see Genesis 7.
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Darth Servo wrote: Funny how I don't see anyone saying the guy is dangerous. Just saying that, like all fundies, he's an irrational idiot.
I far prefer an irrational idiot that is harmless and is doing a Bible related hoby; at least he's not blowing things up or shooting people for his beliefs.
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Big Orange wrote:
Darth Servo wrote: Funny how I don't see anyone saying the guy is dangerous. Just saying that, like all fundies, he's an irrational idiot.
I far prefer an irrational idiot that is harmless and is doing a Bible related hoby; at least he's not blowing things up or shooting people for his beliefs.
And? In what way does that detract from anything that has been said?

So: fundie morons who preach bullshit are preferable to ones that kill people, wow, genius, I doubt anyone would have figured that out if you hadn't told us. Incidentally, you might want to check up on the mission statement of the board again, specifically the "mockery of stupid people" part.
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If a literally half-assed ark is past comprehension, what, pray tell, is this?
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SPC Brungardt wrote:If a literally half-assed ark is past comprehension, what, pray tell, is this?
ITS A FAAAAAAAKE!
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Big Orange wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Funny how I don't see anyone saying the guy is dangerous. Just saying that, like all fundies, he's an irrational idiot.
I far prefer an irrational idiot that is harmless and is doing a Bible related hoby; at least he's not blowing things up or shooting people for his beliefs.
Thank you for reminding us that anything short of "blowing things up or shooting people for his belief" should be immune to criticism :roll:
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