What to do with Bin Laden?

David · Post by **David** » 2003-03-29 10:29pm

My dear man we are already a buch of child murdering warmongers, I don't see how it could get worse.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-29 10:31pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Yes, bin Laden deserves all of this, but wouldn't an embarrasing public execution make America look bad?

Depends on how embarrasing you get. You could just do a public electorcution, then have this handy caption at the end...

"Don't Fuck With Us."

But I doubt it'd happen, and my suggesting this will only inspire massive flames, I'm sure...

(And if it doesn't, then I'd be just as happy.

)

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-29 10:36pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Maybe he should get raped by a TV. (On TV.)

Waits to see how many of you get that one.
Will it be on a FOX special called "When Arabic Terrorists Get Raped By an Electric Appliance"?

You obviously missed the TV double-entendre. TV is a popular acronym for transvestite.

Yes, bin Laden deserves all of this, but wouldn't an embarrasing public execution make America look bad?

With a regular stream of executions, it won't make a difference. However, a particularly barbarous execution would probably incite a wave of revenge-killings of Americans abroad, which is the last thing you need.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-03-29 10:40pm

Barbarous by whose standards though? Hanging, firing squad, and other, slower, methods are common in the area of the world where most of his support comes from. His exeution will will cause revenge killing regardless of the method employed.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2003-03-30 07:36pm

ENTERING SATIRE MODE

As he is a fundie and america is starting to be ruled by fundies, why not give him a fundie death?

There are plenty of wonderful options: The horrible burning-at-the-stake favored by Torcquemada, drawing-and-quartering (whom William Wallace certainly has some good words for

) , beheading, stoning, throwing off a cliff, and last for best, how bout we CRUCIFY him?

Mix and blend as needed

END SATIRE MODE

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-03-30 08:21pm

I doubt the American soldier who finds him will resist putting a bullet through his head.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-30 08:25pm

Guardsman Bass wrote:ENTERING SATIRE MODE

As he is a fundie and america is starting to be ruled by fundies, why not give him a fundie death?

There are plenty of wonderful options: The horrible burning-at-the-stake favored by Torcquemada, drawing-and-quartering (whom William Wallace certainly has some good words for ) , beheading, stoning, throwing off a cliff, and last for best, how bout we CRUCIFY him?

Mix and blend as needed

END SATIRE MODE

You mean, like, drawing quarters on him while he's hanging from a cross that we then light on fire and throw off a cliff?

David · Post by **David** » 2003-03-30 08:28pm

While we throw stones at him!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-30 08:35pm

Might make a fun bit of target practice, but how would you score the hits?

Ignorant twit · Post by **Ignorant twit** » 2003-03-30 08:44pm

Realistically I think he will go down fighting, but I think there is alot to be said for "finding" him drowned in a pool of alcohol induced vomit and piss if we get the chance.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-03-30 09:50pm

Wrap him in bacon and put him on the dinner table of a family of starving Ethiopians.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 09:53pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:Wrap him in bacon and put him on the dinner table of a family of starving Ethiopians.

That would be incredibly cruel, Queeb...to the Ethiopians.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-03-30 10:14pm

True... I guess I have to qualify that a bit...

1. Detach the liver dialysis machine.

2. Wrap him in bacon.

3. Feed him to a family of starving Ethiopians.