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Montcalm wrote:And in Quebec there is her pro-separatists equivalant her name is Ginette Reno,and no she is not related to the French actor Jean Reno.

Actually, Ginette Reno sounds very similar to Janett Reno, President Clinton's Attorney General. Ginette Reno doesn't look a lot like Will Farrel in drag does she? :D
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Darth Wong wrote:Our ability to deploy military forces against the United States, while severely limited due to our cash-strapped military, is still vastly superior to that of Iraq due to the fact that it's only about a half-hour drive, thus making us an even larger nonexistent direct threat.
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Soontir C'boath wrote:
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Darth Wong wrote: and the only real cost would be letting us use your dollar.
To be fair the Canadian dollars is treated as of equal value to the US dollar and is legal tender in a couple of states such as Alaska, and Southern Florida.
It certainly is not of equal value. The Canadian dollar is about 3-5 dollars more IIRC

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From XE.com:

Live mid-market rates as of 2003.04.08 17:40:24 GMT.
1.00 CAD = 0.680942 USD

and

1 USD = 1.46846 CAD
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Why are you guys so obsessed in starting a war with Canada,i thought we were friends. :(
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Been there, done that. 1812.
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Montcalm wrote:Why are you guys so obsessed in starting a war with Canada,i thought we were friends. :(

Unfinished business. :wink:

You didn't think we'd let someone burn our capital without a little payback did you? :D Stealing your hockey teams and moving them to places that shouldn't have hockey teams is just the first step in our evil plan. :twisted:
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Tsyroc wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Why are you guys so obsessed in starting a war with Canada,i thought we were friends. :(

Unfinished business. :wink:

You didn't think we'd let someone burn our capital without a little payback did you? :D Stealing your hockey teams and moving them to places that shouldn't have hockey teams is just the first step in our evil plan. :twisted:
You started it we finished it. :lol:
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Britain burned our capital. :roll:
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Durran Korr wrote:Britain burned our capital. :roll:
And Canada is part of the British Commonwealth. Heck. let's invade Australia, too!
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Nathan F wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Britain burned our capital. :roll:
And Canada is part of the British Commonwealth. Heck. let's invade Australia, too!
Invade Australia!?! :shock: Aussies are flipping nuts! They'll kick our butts!
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Durran Korr wrote:Britain burned our capital. :roll:

:shock: But didn't the troops come down from Canada help me out here, you're blowing a perfectly good excuse to invade Canada :D
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Who cares if they were from Canada, Canada wasn't a real country at that point (still isn't, in fact). :D
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Durran Korr wrote:Who cares if they were from Canada, Canada wasn't a real country at that point (still isn't, in fact). :D

A ha!thanks for the help there :D Since it's not a country it's just a bunch of open territory waiting to be claimed. Time for our next Manifest Destiny Project lets get some homesteaders up to the Canadian Territory and settle that place. Sure there might be a few squatters in the way but they shouldn't be a problem. :D
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Tsyroc wrote: :shock: But didn't the troops come down from Canada
Britain began sending it European forces to North America, I believe that the force in question were British regulars landed by the British Navy.

But you have to realise that Canada and Canadians were British subjects at the time. At the time they were "our" troops.

This was an interesting factoid I found some time ago (what I normally hear is that the burning was in retaliation for York):


In January 1814, after the Americans had burned Niagara-on-the-Lake and the British had devastated the American side of the Niagara, the British commander-in-chief, Sir George Prevost, issued a proclamation stating that Britain would refrain from such acts in the future if the United States would do the same. All was well until May 1814 when, in an unauthorised action, an American force burnt two small Canadian villages on the north shore of Lake Erie. It was this act that caused Prevost to ask the British admiral commanding the North American fleet to retaliate in kind against the Atlantic coast of the United States and the result was the destruction of public buildings in Washington.
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Do you think we should try setting up reservations for the Native Canadians or should we just try to force integrate them into our society? Those heathens would really benefit spiritually by learning the Pledge of Allegiance and the Star Spangled Banner. :D
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Tsyroc wrote:Do you think we should try setting up reservations for the Native Canadians or should we just try to force integrate them into our society? Those heathens would really benefit spiritually by learning the Pledge of Allegiance and the Star Spangled Banner. :D
Tax free reservations please. I can't stand pledges or national anthems.
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Montcalm wrote:Why are you guys so obsessed in starting a war with Canada,i thought we were friends. :(
That's what we wanted you to think... *presses button*
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Why are you guys so obsessed in starting a war with Canada,i thought we were friends. :(
That's what we wanted you to think... *presses button*
Creep may you burn in hell for this :wink: :mrgreen:
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Montcalm wrote:
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Montcalm wrote:Why are you guys so obsessed in starting a war with Canada,i thought we were friends. :(
That's what we wanted you to think... *presses button*
Creep may you burn in hell for this :wink: :mrgreen:

We're invading Hell after Canada is well in hand.


Have to balance out the temperature extremes you know. :D
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Zoink wrote:
Britain began sending it European forces to North America, I believe that the force in question were British regulars landed by the British Navy.
Mostly British regulars, there was a small number of Canadian militia with them. They came by sea, which was pretty easy since the US had less then half a dozen vessels which could fight with Royal navy frigates and had nothing that could really match a lone 64 or 74, let alone a fleet of them.

The US was nearing completion on several 74's when the war ended however.
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Tsyroc wrote:

We're invading Hell after Canada is well in hand.


Have to balance out the temperature extremes you know. :D
The combination of American religious beliefs with the reality of American culture should provide a strong fifth column. :twisted:
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Why are you guys so obsessed in starting a war with Canada,i thought we were friends. :(
That's what we wanted you to think... *presses button*
The big red button?
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Positive: Unlike Iraq, there is no possibility of soldiers dropping like flies to heat exuastion.

Negative: The same cannot be said of hypothermia.
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Eh, most of the military action is going to take place 100 miles within the border (where the bulk of Canadians live, IIRC), probably in a warmer season, so that shouldn't be an issue.
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