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Wicked Pilot wrote:Don't the lukewarm burn in Hell too? I guess I'll be seeing you eventually.
Not if they're baptized Catholics. There ain't anything that can't be worked off in purgatory :) Or at least so I understand...
jinx wrote:You're a Quaker Worlds Spanner? Sweet deal. I knew there had to be some other Quakers on the internet besides just me. :)
Sweet. Nice to meet you. May I ask after your meeting/yearly meeting? (This is just idle curiosity from someone who works in a Quaker archive part time at school, feel free to ignore.)
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I'm currently part of western yearly meeting (which is kind of a funny name since it's in the Indiana/Illinois/Ohio area). I'm sort of reluctant to claim Plainfield Friends Meeting, where I currently attend, as my church at the moment though. Which yearly meeting are you from?
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Darth Wong wrote:
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Wicked Pilot wrote:If we don't count the tramautic impact this will have on Sheppard's family and friends, this may be a good thing. If and when the city council tells Phelps to fuck off, they will also have to remove the Ten Commandments. If for some disgusting reason they let this thing go up, then it will be next to the Ten Commandments, showing the true face of Christianity for all to see.
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You know good and well that this bastard isn't the 'true face of Christianity.'

I find a stereotype like that as bigoted as Phelps himself.
How is it bigoted to point out that all Christians regard the Bible to be a holy thing, yet the Bible contains the homophobic hatred of Exodus, Leviticus, and Corinthians?
Because that "homophobic hatred" relies on a series of mistranslations (well, Leviticus doesn't, but nobody follows the Levitical code AFAIK). The Corinthians verse roughly translates to "men lying with youths," using a Greek word that was used for pre-adolescent boys in common usage.
For the umpteenth time, if you want to impress me, then find me a church which completely rejects the Old Testament, as well as Paul's bigoted writings. That would leave a handful of gospels regarding Jesus himself, which is supposedly the bedrock of your belief system. I have attended services in many, many churches: Baptist, Mennonite, Pentecostal, Presbyterian, Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall. To date, I have not found one yet which does not teach us to obey God's laws as laid down in the Book of Exodus, or which does not quote Paul's hate-filled epistles as moral guidance.
I don't know of any that go that far, but following Karl Barth's theology would be the closest Christianity has come so far. It requires all scripture to be understood through the persona of Jesus, meaning anything incompatible with how he lived is considered to be superseded by his life. This would include such idiocy as Phelps' fundamentalism (as Jesus only spoke out against those who twisted the Law to their own benefit, such as Phelps himself). Of course, I'm a moderate to slightly liberal Christian who doesn't view all of the epistles as being written by Paul (half to perhaps two-thirds are genuine). I would think the Levitical Code would be more objectionable than the Exodus tradition, but as I said before, I don't know anyone who follows it (some may claim they do, but they're in violation somewhere).
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Fundamentalist, Highly Conservative, Fundamentalist, Mildly to Moderately Conservative, Fundamentalist. Not exactly a great cross-section of Christianity. That'd be like going to the Republican National Convention and claiming all of America's against Affirmative Action. Not a single Liberal or even Moderate denomination in the list (such as Episcopelian, United Methodist, Unitarian Universalist [which I do include as being in the Christian tradition], United Church of Canada, Anglican Church of Canada, etc).
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jinx wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
jinx wrote:You're a Quaker Worlds Spanner? Sweet deal. I knew there had to be some other Quakers on the internet besides just me. :)
Organised cereal religion?
oh hey! that's original. I've never heard that one before. :roll:
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jinx wrote:I'm currently part of western yearly meeting (which is kind of a funny name since it's in the Indiana/Illinois/Ohio area). I'm sort of reluctant to claim Plainfield Friends Meeting, where I currently attend, as my church at the moment though. Which yearly meeting are you from?
Philadelphia Yearly Meeting. I'm a member of Germantown Friends Meeting but a regular attender at Swarthmore Friends Meeting as well (I work in the Friends Historical Library at Swarthmore College).

Hmmm....Plainfield. I've certainly filed some papers from that meeting. What's up at the moment?
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The Dark wrote:Because that "homophobic hatred" relies on a series of mistranslations (well, Leviticus doesn't, but nobody follows the Levitical code AFAIK). The Corinthians verse roughly translates to "men lying with youths," using a Greek word that was used for pre-adolescent boys in common usage.
Since I recall that Paul cited the Levitical law (which you admit to be openly homophobic) as a source, this seems like a shell game to me.
Baptist, Mennonite, Pentecostal, Presbyterian, Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall.
Fundamentalist, Highly Conservative, Fundamentalist, Mildly to Moderately Conservative, Fundamentalist. Not exactly a great cross-section of Christianity. That'd be like going to the Republican National Convention and claiming all of America's against Affirmative Action. Not a single Liberal or even Moderate denomination in the list (such as Episcopelian, United Methodist, Unitarian Universalist [which I do include as being in the Christian tradition], United Church of Canada, Anglican Church of Canada, etc).
I've been to a United Church. It's right across the street, and one of my university friends married a girl who preaches in a United Church. I just forgot to mention them, but they also cite Paul. Interestingly enough, they openly defy him on some matters, yet they cite him on Sunday anyway. Curious ...
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The Dark wrote:
Baptist, Mennonite, Pentecostal, Presbyterian, Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall.
Fundamentalist, Highly Conservative, Fundamentalist, Mildly to Moderately Conservative, Fundamentalist. Not exactly a great cross-section of Christianity. That'd be like going to the Republican National Convention and claiming all of America's against Affirmative Action. Not a single Liberal or even Moderate denomination in the list (such as Episcopelian, United Methodist, Unitarian Universalist [which I do include as being in the Christian tradition], United Church of Canada, Anglican Church of Canada, etc).
I can only speak for Episcopalians, since thats the only one I know quite a bit about (growing up Episcopalian and all), but I do know that the Episcopal church isn't liberal as you think. It really depends on what specific church, because it has a wide berth. For instance, you've got the Church of the Redeemer here in the Pittsburgh, that openly holds gay bingo (which is like regular bingo, only with male strippers and drag queens, no joke), you've got Calvary Church (the one I grew up with) which is pretty middle of the road and wishy-washy, and you've got the one in Monroeville which name slips my mind, is still steaming and muttering schism over the gay bishop. Of course, the Episcopal churches in Pittsburgh are still conservative enough that they asked the Primates of the Anglican Communion to uphold the traditional Bibical take on homosexuality.
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Let's not forget us liberal lapsed Jew/Bahai/Liberal Catholic types. Of course having a Lesbian former black panther for a godmother helps too.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Let's not forget us liberal lapsed Jew/Bahai/Liberal Catholic types.
Can you be all of those? I'm fairly certain that the Bahai faith becomes internally inconsistant as all fuck when it subsumes Christianity. The claim that Jesus returned a hundred years ago under some other name and no one noticed is a bit inconsistant with say...all of Christian doctrine, regardless of the sect?
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I take it you didn't catch the "Lapsed" part. My dad's jewish and became Bahai for a while, now he's a buddist...

My mom's always been a liberal catholic. oh and I used to date a Wiccan.


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what exactly makes a quaker different from the average christian?
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They use railguns folks...

ok basically they are totally super non-violent and play nice with just about eveyone. THey used to be percicuted for it quite a bit.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I take it you didn't catch the "Lapsed" part. My dad's jewish and became Bahai for a while, now he's a buddist...

My mom's always been a liberal catholic. oh and I used to date a Wiccan.


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Oops! I thought it was only the Jewish part that was lapsed. Sorry.
kojikun wrote:what exactly makes a quaker different from the average christian?"

Depends on the Quaker. In terms of theology, a conservative Quaker (or "Programmed") is no different from most Christians. Many of them are outright Fundies.

A Liberal or "Unprogrammed" Friend is an entirely different matter. We have no set theology and no creeds whatsoever. We have no ministers or priests. In our services (or "meetings") everyone sits in silence for an hour and anyone that is "moved by the spirit" (this traditionally refers to the Holy Spirit of the Christian Trinity, but nowadays, who knows?) stands up and says whatever to the gathered meeting. As I've remarked, this leads to all sorts of whackos and politic-pushers, which is a shame. But there are a few Meetings that just happen to have a strongly Christian tone, and I find them amazing.

Outside of theology and structure, differences are fewer. All Quakers share a historically very strong committment to peace, and most tend to be very liberal on social issues, although of course I exclude the Fundies.

For more information about Quakerism in general, check out
http://www.quakerinfo.org/
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http://www.quaker.org/

For information about Quaker service, check out
http://www.quakerinfo.org/
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Bah. I screwed up that quote. Sorry.
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Since I now see a wrong link as well, let me just repost that second bit, and I have GOT to get to bed.
kojikun wrote:what exactly makes a quaker different from the average christian?"
Depends on the Quaker. In terms of theology, a conservative (or "Programmed") Friend is no different from most Christians. Many of them are outright Fundies.

A Liberal or "Unprogrammed" Friend is an entirely different matter. We have no set theology and no creeds whatsoever. We have no ministers or priests. In our services (or "meetings") everyone sits in silence for an hour and anyone that is "moved by the spirit" (this traditionally refers to the Holy Spirit of the Christian Trinity, but nowadays, who knows?) stands up and says whatever to the gathered meeting. As I've remarked, this leads to all sorts of whackos and politic-pushers, which is a shame. But there are a few Meetings that just happen to have a strongly Christian tone, and I find them amazing.

Outside of theology and structure, differences are fewer. All Quakers share a historically very strong committment to peace, and most tend to be very liberal on social issues, although of course I exclude the Fundies.

For more information about Quakerism in general, check out
http://www.quakerinfo.org/
and
http://www.quaker.org/

For information about Quaker service, check out
http://www.afsc.org/
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Darth Wong wrote:Actually, now that I've been reminded of how dull Catholic services are, could someone please explain to me why this church is so popular despite its sexist policies, its insane views on contraception, its social regressionist hierarchy, its sheltering of pedophiles, and the most boring fucking services one could possibly imagine?
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