OK, I don't mean to vulture, but I've been looking at Oni's anti-dog tirade for 15 minutes and I just HAVE to shoot back:
Every man needs their own, personal dupe.
Anything that loves you unconditionally is a dupe, then?
Except when hungry, horny, distracted by a car, and any number of other reasons.
Actually, when dogowners die and are not discovered for a number of days, dogs are known to be willing to go without food for weeks, even willing to starve to death rather than touching the bodies of their masters. Compare that with cats, who'll usually have eaten your eyes out within a day or two. So hunger is out, and the other two don't even warrant a response they're so wrong.
...so man needs a stupid, naive being as a buddy?
Small children are stupid and naive. Guess we need to throw the kids out and start raising cats, then.
Ironically enough, this sounds exactly like what 'good' christian fundies try to beat into their abused, submissive wives.
Whatever, dude...
Anyone, and I repeat, *anyone* who would teach any animal to do this is absolutely fucking sick. I don't know which is worse, the person that thinks this is an admirable trait, or the species that can get coerced into doing this abominable practice.
Wow. Just wow. I wouldn't want to be with you in a foxhole, dude, if that's your opinion of loyalty.
More of the same, no new points introduced. *sighs* I'm only glad that not all dogs are actually like this. If man needs a gullible, naive, syncophantic punching bag to be happy, I will happily disown myself from the species.
Human babies are gullible and naive, again, yet most of the species love human babies, and they love raising them. So consider yourself ready to be disowned if that's your position.
-Cats don't give a fuck how much you make. Cat's don't really care how many friends you have. Cats could care less what car you own, what charities you donate to, what religion you follow, or anything else. If a cat loves you, it loves you for a damn good reason.
Very true, I mean, just the other day, my Yorkshire terrier was bitching me out about how I don't worship Jesus like all the rest of the people in town and how I haven't worked since last summer.
-Cats will love you, but only if you earn their trust. A cat is not a pathetic syncophant, begging for attention. A cat is a living, independent being, who is sometimes independent, but sometimes craves company. A cat is not naive, a cat will not blindly follow what human figure appears before it. A cat's love is infinitely more desirable, in my opinion, because it shows you are doing the right thing.
Once again, you could say the same thing about small children. They are not independent - they need constant company and attention as well, and they don't make you work particularly hard for their love. Obviously you have to make sure their physical needs are met, but that's certainly much better than cats, with whom you have to both meet their physical needs and go out of your way to make love you.
-Cats were once worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this. Cats show a pride in themselves, their bodies, and their abilities that place them on a human level. Cats show, with this pride, that they are not objects to be molded to a 'master's' desire.
Again, you could say the thing about small children. They won't be fully functioning humans without a great deal of care and acquired skills from their parents.