Teenage girls rob 9 year old girl scout for her cookie money

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Teenage girls rob 9 year old girl scout for her cookie money

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Basically two teenage girls robbed a nine year old girl scout for her cookie money, and were caught. When the local news interviews them, the only remorse they show is the fact that they got caught, and they are pissed at the little girl because now they are facing criminal charges.

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Just to think that these two girls will likely go on to spawn as many children as everyone who posts in this thread combined, and be such failures of parenting that they raise broods of utterly self-absorbed twats like themselves, who will go on to have a long string of encounters with the justice system while making the lives of everyone else much less pleasant.

This .gif is getting a hell of a lot of use, with all the shit coming out of Florida lately. It sums up my feelings pretty accurately, though.

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That's just... mean.
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I am honestly surprised the image in the OP's GIF is not a generally used tag at this point. I think one could make an equation on the amount of shitty news from Florida expanding as the year approaches end.
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Redleader34 wrote:I am honestly surprised the image in the OP's GIF is not a generally used tag at this point. I think one could make an equation on the amount of shitty news from Florida expanding as the year approaches end.
Cut me some slack, I only found the .gif a few hours ago. :P But rest assured I've been thinking of that scene from that Bugs Bunny cartoon for a while now!
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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Just fucking great and the bitch of it is I'm stuck here for at least 6 more years.
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My sister used to live in Bradenton, Florida.

She took to describing Florida as the "dick of the United States, without any balls."

Don't know if that's hers, or if she heard it somewhere.
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I lived there for nine years, currently I tend to describe it as (depending on the audience) "the peninsula that Hell forgot" or "America's syphilis-ridden penis."
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Simpson, Homer:
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