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Cloned dogs and a Mormon Obsessed Cheerleader...

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Kidnap mystery
Now she has her pit bull cloned. But once she manacled a Mormon for sex
Beauty queen who fled UK while on bail resurfaces with her five puppies

* Ian Cobain
* The Guardian,
* Friday August 8 2008
* Article history

Utter the name Joyce McKinney to Britons of a certain age, and you are inevitably rewarded with the briefest flash of incomprehension, followed by a gasp as their memories take them tumbling back to the dark days of early autumn, 1977.

It was a miserable time: there were clashes on the picket line at Grunwick, inflation was sprinting away at 13%, Elvis had just died and a band called Baccara were at Number One with Yes Sir, I Can Boogie. And then, as if to lift the spirits of a nation, along came the most unlikely, the most baffling, the most downright weird news story.

A Mormon missionary from Utah called Kirk Anderson, who was going door-to-door in Ewell, Surrey, was kidnapped at gunpoint by McKinney, a former cheerleader and beauty queen from North Carolina. With the help of a friend, Keith May, McKinney drugged Anderson with chloroform and drove him to a rented 17th century cottage near Okehampton, Devon. There the unfortunate young man was chained, spreadeagled, to a bed, with several pairs of mink-lined handcuffs, and over the next few days he was repeatedly required to have sex with McKinney, who later explained that she had been keen to bear his child.

Eventually the missionary wriggled free, dashed from the cottage and alerted police, who set up roadblocks around Okehampton, capturing both beauty queen and friend. The pair were charged with false imprisonment and possession of an imitation .38 revolver, and brought before Epsom magistrates.

McKinney explained at the commital proceedings that she had fallen head over heels for Anderson when they were at college together in Utah, adding: "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to." She had hired a private detective, tracked Anderson down and came to Britain with May.
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It was a tabloid dream. Mormon Sex Slave Case, screeched the Daily Mail. McKinney and the Manacled Mormon, yelled the Mirror. Even the Guardian got in on the act with the only-slightly more coy: Missionary was "shackled for sex". McKinney's counsel told the magistrates that "methinks the Mormon do protest too much".

McKinney was remanded in custody at Holloway prison, north London, pending the full trial but released on bail three months later because of her failing mental health. May was also bailed and at this point they fled to Canada disguised asmime artists.

And that, perhaps, should have been the end of the matter.

But then last Tuesday, courtesy of the Associated Press news agency, came the delightful story of one "Bernann" McKinney, whose pet dog Booger the pit bull terrier had been successfully cloned by a team of South Korean scientists.

Announcing that she planned to give her identical pets the names Booger McKinney, Booger Lee, Booger Ra, Booger Hong and Booger Park, in honour of the team at Seoul National University that carried out the work, a delighted McKinney could be seen beaming from several news websites and newspapers, including the Guardian. And some of a certain age beamed back, thinking: "Ohmygawd!"

A simple check of public records in North Carolina yesterday confirmed that Joyce and "Bernann" are, indeed, one and the same person, and that the predatory beauty queen of 1977 has matured into the pit bull-loving 57-year-old of 2008.

The years have not been particularly kind to McKinney. She has put on a little weight (haven't we all?) and has used a wheelchair for more than a decade. After crossing the border from Canada she travelled to Atlanta, Georgia, where she went into hiding, disguised as a nun, according to some accounts. Then she returned to the tiny town of Minneapolis on the North Carolina-Tennessee border, where her parents had been schoolteachers, and moved on to her late grandparents' wooden farmhouse.

There were to be a few more scrapes with the law. In 1984 she was arrested after Anderson spotted her loitering near his place of work in Salt Lake City. When the police searched the boot of her car they found a length of rope and a pair of handcuffs, but charges against her were dropped after she once again jumped bail.

In 1993 she broke into a dog pound in Johnson City, Tennessee, to rescue a pit bull terrier that was about to be put down for mauling a couple of joggers. This raises the possibility that the Booger brothers, so skillfully cloned in Seoul, are exact replicas of a dog that once faced the death penalty because of its attacks on humans. But, as McKinney explained after the break-in: "I love those pit bulls. They're such sympathetic animals - they're my kind of dog."
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Minneapolis is in the heart of the southern Appalachians, the tough and somewhat lawless mountainous region that was the setting for the Burt Reynolds film Deliverance. Even here, however, some men say they are wary of her, and caution visitors not to stray on to her land, warning that they could be attacked by her pit bulls.

Anderson himself married after returning to Utah, and found work as a travel agent in the small town of Orem.

And by and large, McKinney has also led a blameless life over the past three decades. She could not be contacted for comment yesterday, but when a British reporter tracked her down and spoke to her nine years ago she said: "Now everybody understands, and they know what it means to have the paparazzi chasing around after you. I cried all night when Diana died. I may be just an ol' farm girl, but I've hit that wall with her. Everywhere I go, people will always remember me as a woman who did the unthinkable. Just try to imagine what that feels like."

In theory, however, McKinney remains a fugitive from British justice, and after breaking her cover to hail the success of the scientists in Soeul, could face extradition to stand trial back at Epsom.

Is this possible? We asked Scotland Yard. The young woman - clearly too young - who answered the call, listened patiently for a few minutes. "I'm sorry," she said finally. "I haven't a clue what you're talking about."
Quite possibly the wackiest thing I have heard in a long, looooong time :lol:
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I'm using that line whenever I make a joking pass on my mormon friend and he gets all flustery about it and homosexuality.

'That's immoral and wrong.' 'Methinks the mormon protests too much...'
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Strange how the article never mentions the word "rape". If it was a man who kidnapped a woman and handcuffed her to a bed and raped her repeatedly, this article might have taken a less lighthearted tone.
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sketerpot wrote:Strange how the article never mentions the word "rape". If it was a man who kidnapped a woman and handcuffed her to a bed and raped her repeatedly, this article might have taken a less lighthearted tone.
Technically it's impossible for a woman to commit rape, by definition (legally speaking, at least). That's why it was replaced by Sexual Assault.

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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
sketerpot wrote:Strange how the article never mentions the word "rape". If it was a man who kidnapped a woman and handcuffed her to a bed and raped her repeatedly, this article might have taken a less lighthearted tone.
Technically it's impossible for a woman to commit rape, by definition (legally speaking, at least). That's why it was replaced by Sexual Assault.

Irrelevant Semantic Tangential Pirates away!
Technically in what fucked-up country? Oh, but I forget; only penetration counts as "real" sex. Also, it's very much possible to achieve an erection without the requisite desire.
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Minneapolis is in the heart of the southern Appalachians, the tough and somewhat lawless mountainous region that was the setting for the Burt Reynolds film Deliverance. Even here, however, some men say they are wary of her, and caution visitors not to stray on to her land, warning that they could be attacked by her pit bulls.
Gee... and the stereotype continues....

Hate to tell you, but that movie was filmed in ATLANTA GEORGIA. Hell, the river used for those scenes were the same ones used for the Olympic rowing races the year Atlanta hosted them. :roll:
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Eleas wrote:
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
sketerpot wrote:Strange how the article never mentions the word "rape". If it was a man who kidnapped a woman and handcuffed her to a bed and raped her repeatedly, this article might have taken a less lighthearted tone.
Technically it's impossible for a woman to commit rape, by definition (legally speaking, at least). That's why it was replaced by Sexual Assault.

Irrelevant Semantic Tangential Pirates away!
Technically in what fucked-up country? Oh, but I forget; only penetration counts as "real" sex. Also, it's very much possible to achieve an erection without the requisite desire.
That fucked up country is presumably America.
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
sketerpot wrote:Strange how the article never mentions the word "rape". If it was a man who kidnapped a woman and handcuffed her to a bed and raped her repeatedly, this article might have taken a less lighthearted tone.
Technically it's impossible for a woman to commit rape, by definition (legally speaking, at least). That's why it was replaced by Sexual Assault.

Irrelevant Semantic Tangential Pirates away!
That's bullshit semantics and isn't actually true. Its possible for a woman to stimulate a man's arousal against his will and have sex with him. Not to mention, she could've used something on him.
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MRDOD wrote:
Eleas wrote: Technically in what fucked-up country? Oh, but I forget; only penetration counts as "real" sex. Also, it's very much possible to achieve an erection without the requisite desire.
That fucked up country is presumably America.
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:Technically it's impossible for a woman to commit rape, by definition (legally speaking, at least). That's why it was replaced by Sexual Assault.
Tell me more, in PM please, I don't want to side track this thread.
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To MRDOD: There is no State in America called 'Saskatchewan'.
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That's bullshit semantics and isn't actually true. Its possible for a woman to stimulate a man's arousal against his will and have sex with him. Not to mention, she could've used something on him.

Yes, I have no disagreement against that. It's just that, as far as the word is concerned, Rape is something only a man can do. Like, I dunno, ovulating, as a gender-specific word, I guess. That's why the crime of Rape was taken off the books in Canada and replaced with the gender-neutral Sexual Assault.

Rape means Man-> Woman or other Man.

Sexual Assault means Man or Woman-> Man or Woman.

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EDIT: Though the Oxford definition of Rape itself may have been polished up to be neutral itself, as far as the crime was originally concerned it was described something like 'a Man sexually violating another's person'.
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:To MRDOD: There is no State in America called 'Saskatchewan'.
We're talking a legal culture that's largely similar, but the distinction is noted.
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Your point was fallacious, as it assumed legal terms to be equal across the English-speaking world. Furthermore, since you were kind enough to talk about the meaning of the word as being somehow relevant, let's see what the dictionary has to say about it, shall we?
Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English wrote:rape 1 /reIp/ v [T] to force someone to have sex, especially by using violence: She has been raped and stabbed.

rape 2 n 1[C,U] the crime of forcing someone to have sex, especially by using violence;
My, look at that. Your argument would only be correct (let alone relevant) if it assumes "sex" == "penetration by penis," so you can shove your "Ignorance Patrol" bullshit straight up your ass.
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LadyTevar wrote:
Minneapolis is in the heart of the southern Appalachians, the tough and somewhat lawless mountainous region that was the setting for the Burt Reynolds film Deliverance. Even here, however, some men say they are wary of her, and caution visitors not to stray on to her land, warning that they could be attacked by her pit bulls.
Gee... and the stereotype continues....

Hate to tell you, but that movie was filmed in ATLANTA GEORGIA. Hell, the river used for those scenes were the same ones used for the Olympic rowing races the year Atlanta hosted them. :roll:
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:To MRDOD: There is no State in America called 'Saskatchewan'.
CaptainChewbacca wrote:
That's bullshit semantics and isn't actually true. Its possible for a woman to stimulate a man's arousal against his will and have sex with him. Not to mention, she could've used something on him.

Yes, I have no disagreement against that. It's just that, as far as the word is concerned, Rape is something only a man can do. Like, I dunno, ovulating, as a gender-specific word, I guess. That's why the crime of Rape was taken off the books in Canada and replaced with the gender-neutral Sexual Assault.

Rape means Man-> Woman or other Man.

Sexual Assault means Man or Woman-> Man or Woman.

Yar! The Irrelevant Semantic Tangential Pirates have been waylaid by the Ignorant Patrol. Drop the booty, men!
The idea that a woman cannot be a rapist is an abomination to common sense and decency, and has no place in civilized society.
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