The coloring book. No, really. This is a thing that exists. A coloring book centered around the single asshole most responsible for the government shutdown as a "real life, true to heart superhero."
The one sample page has Cruz wrestling three snakes labeled "Obamacare/High Taxes" "Illegal Immigration" and "Injustice/Lawlessness." But I totally believe this is a "fact-based, fair and objective" ode to a man who almost certainly be trying to run for president in two years.
Ted Cruz Saves America!
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Ted Cruz Saves America!
"Any plan which requires the direct intervention of any deity to work can be assumed to be a very poor one."- Newbiespud
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Nothing will ever compare to the comic where cyborg Sean Hannity saves America from Osama bin Laden and Chelsea Clinton.
Re: Ted Cruz Saves America!
I really need to get back to work on my Chuck Norris: Ace Reporter novella.