"Flipper's fucked, mate"

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-01 11:34pm

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_pag ... 77,00.html

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-01 11:37pm

I've always thought putting dolphins for this kind of work wasn't really a good idea. Looks like I'm somewhat right.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-02 12:02am

ph34r th3ir 1337 d01pHiN sKi11z?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-02 01:48am

Split and moved to the HOS under Colin's attempt to make refrence to Doug Adams.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-02 01:52am

Screwy...hmm I wonder if indeed lab mice are the smartest of the creatures.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-02 02:37am

Beowulf wrote:What does a dolphin know about duty?

I wish there was a better way to fix my mistakes...

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2003-04-02 05:49am

"The bottom line, mate, is it's a fish.

"It's also a very smart fish so how do you know it hasn't just gone off for a feed instead of working and then thought 'hang on, I'd better mark a few things or they won't give me any fish when I get back'?

A Dolphin is not a fish they are mammals.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-02 07:05am

Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-02 10:48am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.

ROFLMAO

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-02 10:49am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.

That's sooooo good.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-04-02 11:50am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.

::Flatlines::

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-04-02 12:09pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.

ROTFLMAO!!!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-02 12:14pm

well, gee whiz! i guess that was pretty funny. if dalton was still around i'd nominate myself for the fuq, but alas.....

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-02 02:55pm

Saw an article the other day about the Evil Iraqi Dolphins(tM) who are territorial and keep trying to chase away the Freedom-lovin' Dolphins(tm)

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-02 04:48pm

Where's PETA? They are supposed to go ape-shit over this kind of stuff! Can't they do anything right?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-02 05:03pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.

I want to see him handle the Moroccan monkeys...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-02 05:05pm

Shinova wrote:I've always thought putting dolphins for this kind of work wasn't really a good idea. Looks like I'm somewhat right.

They may turn out to be a waste of money, but it's a cool waste of money regardless.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 06:19pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.

FUQ please?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-02 06:23pm

Beowulf wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.
FUQ please?

Dalton is no longer here, remember?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-02 06:53pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful monkey clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.
I want to see him handle the Moroccan monkeys...

Modification made

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-04-02 07:01pm

Nathan F wrote:
Beowulf wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Criekey! Steve Erwin here, live in Iraq!Here we see a beuuutiful bottle nosed dolphin clearin' minefields! No worries though mate cuz this bugger knows his business! ......KA-BOOOM..... Oh bugger, there goes another one.
FUQ please?
Dalton is no longer here, remember?

That was April fooks joke, remember?

Anyways, if he actually did leave, then the FUQ would go to Shep.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-02 07:07pm

The dolphins can't set off the mines, atleast unless maybe if they just purposefully attack it. The mines would be going off left and right if their were that senitive.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-04 10:27pm

Sorry for bringing this up again,it took three days to stop laughing at what i had in mind,but i was inspired so here it is.

His name is Flipper flipper faster than lightning...BOOM.

Crap i`m lauphing again.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-04 10:43pm

anarchistbunny wrote:The dolphins can't set off the mines, atleast unless maybe if they just purposefully attack it. The mines would be going off left and right if their were that senitive.

Indeed they can't. There being used to search for bottom mines, which use either acoustical, pressure or magnetic sensors, or something, a mix of several of those systems. Dolphins don't sound much like ship engines and are too quite in any case. There too small to annoy pressure mines, indeed a blue whales passage probably wouldn't set one off, and any metal equipment they might have to mark the mines would be degaussed before hand.

Some mines have anti tamper devices, but those are only an issue if the mine must be disarmed, rather then just blown in place. But with no need for stealth, that would only be an issue if the mine was located very close to an important piece of pier. And even then its likely the damage would be accepted.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-05 12:13am

Hmmm, does flipper get an Article 15 for going AWOL?

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"Flipper's fucked, mate"

"Flipper's fucked, mate"

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