PETA Commandos

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-04-03 06:24am

This is old but still funny:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3110/petacommandos.html

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-04-03 06:26am

Another one:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3420/animal_rights.html

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2003-04-03 06:56am

The commandoes seem to be packin' FN FAL's...........which means that even PETA's rifles are better then the British armys.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-03 10:51am

Damn, this is exactly what the APAFL was supposed to prevent!

(See sig)

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-03 12:30pm

Alright, this is a call to arms to all APAFL members!

Get yer' guns boys and girls, we are about to fight fire with fire!

Hehehe

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-03 12:36pm

Nathan F wrote:Alright, this is a call to arms to all APAFL members!

Get yer' guns boys and girls, we are about to fight fire with fire!

Hehehe

When do we attack?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-03 01:23pm

Montcalm wrote:
Nathan F wrote:Alright, this is a call to arms to all APAFL members!

Get yer' guns boys and girls, we are about to fight fire with fire!

Hehehe
When do we attack?

Whenever we mass the armor of the APAFL on the PETA borders and I finish fueling up my A-10.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-03 07:58pm

I'm pretty sure those are two of the ten commandments of animal rights wackos right there.
"If several people die, but a few animals nobody really cares about live, then it's okay."
"Animals on farms should be released into the wild, where they can be devoured by fierce, carnivoric animals."

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-04-03 08:09pm

Should we make some boobytraps in strategic area, like one of those mega pigfarms or in SPCA offices?

"OOooohhh, look at that puuuurty cat...""BOOM!!!" goes the claymore mine.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-03 08:12pm

I always loved that one

On Tuesday, PETA officials supervised the rabbit's release back into the wild where, within minutes, it was chased down, torn to pieces and fully devoured by a fox.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-03 08:31pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I always loved that one

On Tuesday, PETA officials supervised the rabbit's release back into the wild where, within minutes, it was chased down, torn to pieces and fully devoured by a fox.

I am requesting the fire support of the HAB artillery divisions in this, too, if you have the howitzers to spare from the other HAB conquests.

PETA.org, one of the few sites with a forum really deserving of a full fledged invasion.

Oops, did I just say that?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-03 08:40pm

Sam Or I wrote:Another one:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3420/animal_rights.html

Wonder if they realize that the cattle will most likely die if not taken back in...

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-04-06 05:58pm

I think they are on the move in Iraq as we speak. Here is a link to MSN.

http://msnbc.com/c/0/147/740/ssmain.asp ... N171147740

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-06 06:03pm

How do I become a Member of this Anti PETA organisation?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-06 06:05pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I always loved that one

On Tuesday, PETA officials supervised the rabbit's release back into the wild where, within minutes, it was chased down, torn to pieces and fully devoured by a fox.

I'm waiting for them to then sue the fox.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2003-04-06 06:06pm

Sam Or I wrote:I think they are on the move in Iraq as we speak. Here is a link to MSN.

http://msnbc.com/c/0/147/740/ssmain.asp ... N171147740

You're not meant to carry a rabbit like that, are you? Not unless it's going in a saucepan.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-06 06:30pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:How do I become a Member of this Anti PETA organisation?

No one from Orange County is allowed to join.

Nah, just stick it in your signature, and welcome to the great APAFL.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-08 12:26pm

Quick question, can one join the Anti-PETA-Anti-Fascists league without putting the line in their sig??? I ask because (embarassingly enough) i lost my password

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-08 01:27pm

Darksider wrote:Quick question, can one join the Anti-PETA-Anti-Fascists league without putting the line in their sig??? I ask because (embarassingly enough) i lost my password

Uhm, if you lost your password, then how are you posting...

And you don't have to have your password to change your sig, if you are already logged in.

I guess you can, no special benefits or anything, as of the moment, though.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-08 01:29pm

Nathan F wrote:
Darksider wrote:Quick question, can one join the Anti-PETA-Anti-Fascists league without putting the line in their sig??? I ask because (embarassingly enough) i lost my password
Uhm, if you lost your password, then how are you posting...

And you don't have to have your password to change your sig, if you are already logged in.

I guess you can, no special benefits or anything, as of the moment, though.

ok i lied i didn't really lose my password i'm just lazy as hell when it comes to updating things (i've updated my sig once since i joined).

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-08 01:33pm

Darksider wrote:ok i lied i didn't really lose my password i'm just lazy as hell when it comes to updating things (i've updated my sig once since i joined).

O_o

takes every bit of, oh, 30 seconds...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-08 01:35pm

Nathan F wrote:
Darksider wrote:ok i lied i didn't really lose my password i'm just lazy as hell when it comes to updating things (i've updated my sig once since i joined).
O_o

takes every bit of, oh, 30 seconds...

I know i'm just really lazy.

just updated BTW.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-08 01:36pm

::::: Curses the lack of an edit button::::

BTW how come there isn't any usergroup info on you guys???

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-08 02:04pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Curses the lack of an edit button::::

BTW how come there isn't any usergroup info on you guys???

Not an official usergroup yet.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-08 02:06pm

Nathan F wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Curses the lack of an edit button::::

BTW how come there isn't any usergroup info on you guys???
Not an official usergroup yet.

I see