Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
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Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
At least for the press:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2PDaaqQk8
According to his son Don Jr., he also once regifted a present to Don Jr. that Don Jr. had given him the year before. Because apparently the guy who likes to decorate exclusively in gold is too cheap to buy his son a Christmas present.
So much for familial bonds. If I were Don Jr., I'd be flipping to Mueller so fast that it would make daddy's head spin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2PDaaqQk8
According to his son Don Jr., he also once regifted a present to Don Jr. that Don Jr. had given him the year before. Because apparently the guy who likes to decorate exclusively in gold is too cheap to buy his son a Christmas present.
So much for familial bonds. If I were Don Jr., I'd be flipping to Mueller so fast that it would make daddy's head spin.
"I know its easy to be defeatist here because nothing has seemingly reigned Trump in so far. But I will say this: every asshole succeeds until finally, they don't. Again, 18 months before he resigned, Nixon had a sky-high approval rating of 67%. Harvey Weinstein was winning Oscars until one day, he definitely wasn't."-John Oliver
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I SUPPORT A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE TO REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE.
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I SUPPORT A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE TO REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE.
Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
Every day, real life becomes more and more like the old Saturday Morning Cartoons, and not necessarily in the way we'd wish.
A hundred years from now a cartoon could be made about this and people wouldn't believe it actually happened.
A hundred years from now a cartoon could be made about this and people wouldn't believe it actually happened.
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Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
Democracy would've succeeded, if it weren't for you meddling kids?
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Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
Yeah but in fairness, that could be said about a lot of past history too, like almost all of history.
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Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
Yeah, Trump is a lot like one of these "The *insert ancient culture* were doing rather well, but then *some guy* showed up and ruined it for everyone" setbacks that you always have, every few centuries...
A minute's thought suggests that the very idea of this is stupid. A more detailed examination raises the possibility that it might be an answer to the question "how could the Germans win the war after the US gets involved?" - Captain Seafort, in a thread proposing a 1942 'D-Day' in Quiberon Bay
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Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
My nation's Commander in Chief has now officially out-hammed Captain Planet villains. This is epitaph-worthy.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
"You think I can't be worse!? Y'know what I got here in my hand!? It's an American-made Colt 1911-style 9mm pistol. Y'know what Agents Smith and Wesson have in their hands? That's right, it's Santa and he's real. Watch some history being made, kids." *BLAM!*
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
Combine him with Elon Musk, we have a real world Super-villian.
I've been asked why I still follow a few of the people I know on Facebook with 'interesting political habits and view points'.
It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
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Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
A real-life Hoggish Greedley.
or, if you orefer:
" Pornstar of Slovenia, give me the might. The muscle. The menace. Of. TRUMP-STARRR!!!!!"
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.
He followed this performance up by making Christmas Eve calls to children, and telling a seven year old that Santa wasn't real:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/trump-san ... -1.4958952
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/trump-san ... -1.4958952
The one time where telling a lie would have made him look like less of a dick, and he blows it.U.S. President Donald Trump and wife Melania Trump on Christmas Eve took calls from children anxious to find out where Santa was on his gift-giving journey.
In one conversation, Trump asked a seven-year-old named Coleman, "Are you still a believer in Santa?" Trump listened for a moment before adding, "Because at seven, it's marginal, right?"
Trump listened again and chuckled before saying, "Well, you just enjoy yourself."
"I know its easy to be defeatist here because nothing has seemingly reigned Trump in so far. But I will say this: every asshole succeeds until finally, they don't. Again, 18 months before he resigned, Nixon had a sky-high approval rating of 67%. Harvey Weinstein was winning Oscars until one day, he definitely wasn't."-John Oliver
"The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan."-General Von Clauswitz, describing my opinion of Bernie or Busters and third partiers in a nutshell.
I SUPPORT A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE TO REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE.
"The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan."-General Von Clauswitz, describing my opinion of Bernie or Busters and third partiers in a nutshell.
I SUPPORT A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE TO REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE.