Red Herring Prediction

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-06 11:20pm

Given the large amounts of bogus news, and the fact that reality is starting to sound like it came from either Tom Clancy or a Comic Book.

What's the odds on the Sun, World Weekly News, or Equirer reporting that upon clearing a bunker in Bagdad, Hitler's disembodied brain will be found in a Dalek style body, secretly directing/Controling Iraq all of this time?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-06 11:23pm

unlikely. hitler would have done better.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-06 11:26pm

But the comic book/B-movie preserved Hitler brains always seem to be suffering from severe brain damage and other mental limitations...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-06 11:26pm

Stalin. Hussein is a more of a Stalinist, IIRC.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-06 11:28pm

Actually, I suspect that we'll be hearing about Saddam sightings for decades to come. He will become the Islamic Elvis.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-06 11:32pm

Darth Wong wrote:Actually, I suspect that we'll be hearing about Saddam sightings for decades to come. He will become the Islamic Elvis.

Except he can`t sing.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-06 11:32pm

He has enough Impersonators to keep it up...

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-04-06 11:34pm

Darth Wong wrote:Actually, I suspect that we'll be hearing about Saddam sightings for decades to come. He will become the Islamic Elvis.

Funny you should mention that. At work this weekend we were discussing the odds of Saddam's doubles getting work in Vegas after the war.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-06 11:38pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:He has enough Impersonators to keep it up...

But if we get the real Hussien will any of them do anything but go to ground and hope Israel doesn't decide to be sure we got the right one.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-06 11:45pm

Stormbringer wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:He has enough Impersonators to keep it up...
But if we get the real Hussien will any of them do anything but go to ground and hope Israel doesn't decide to be sure we got the right one.

The real Elvis is buried in Tennessee, all 800 pounds of him. That doesn't stop the Elvis sightings in the tabloids.

All the Enquirer has to do is say "US Army won't admit that Hussein corpse found in Baghdad is a double!" and the endless bullshit will begin.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-07 12:21am

Darth Wong wrote:Actually, I suspect that we'll be hearing about Saddam sightings for decades to come. He will become the Islamic Elvis.

Yes, Saddam likely will join Osama in that role no matter what. As for spotting, you never know. In the 1950's a reporter dressed as a Soviet General and walked around New York for hours without ever being stopped or questioned by anyone.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-07 12:49am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Actually, I suspect that we'll be hearing about Saddam sightings for decades to come. He will become the Islamic Elvis.
Yes, Saddam likely will join Osama in that role no matter what. As for spotting, you never know. In the 1950's a reporter dressed as a Soviet General and walked around New York for hours without ever being stopped or questioned by anyone.

Reminds me of when someone from CNNNN (I think it was them), went around Sydney dressed as Osama Bin Laden asking people which way to the nuclear power-plants, fuel depots etc...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-07 12:52am

I forgot the commercial for this one commedian that has someone dressed as OBL running around in LA

Burak Gazan · Post by **Burak Gazan** » 2003-04-07 02:10am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Given the large amounts of bogus news, and the fact that reality is starting to sound like it came from either Tom Clancy or a Comic Book.

What's the odds on the Sun, World Weekly News, or Equirer reporting that upon clearing a bunker in Bagdad, Hitler's disembodied brain will be found in a Dalek style body, secretly directing/Controling Iraq all of this time?

Exterminate! Exterminate!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-07 02:15am

weemadando wrote:
Reminds me of when someone from CNNNN (I think it was them), went around Sydney dressed as Osama Bin Laden asking people which way to the nuclear power-plants, fuel depots etc...

LOL

This leads me to think of another incident several months ago in LA. Two Mexican men attempted to rob a bank claiming they had an atomic bomb in a suitcase....

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-07 02:30am

Darth Wong wrote:Actually, I suspect that we'll be hearing about Saddam sightings for decades to come. He will become the Islamic Elvis.

Well Saddam has put on a ew pounds since the first gulf war

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-07 02:33am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Actually, I suspect that we'll be hearing about Saddam sightings for decades to come. He will become the Islamic Elvis.
Well Saddam has put on a ew pounds since the first gulf war

Or he switched to a higher level of body armor or your seeking footage of a different look alike.....

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-04-07 03:21am

Headlines.

Sadam is an alien.
Four Horseman of the Apocalypse seen over Baghdad.
Satins Face appears in Smoke from Oil Pit Fires.
Ghost of Patton visits Gen. Tommy Franks.
CONFIDENTIAL VADICAN DOCKUMENT: SADAM IS THE ANTICHRIST!

desertjedi · Post by **desertjedi** » 2003-04-07 03:34am

I figure Saddam has Hitler's head in a glass jar a la Futurama. Too bad I see those two fighting all the time, cussing eachother out in Arabic and German... Man I need to get well, this fever and going to work still is murder.

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