"Rule-the-World Productions Proudly Presents" - Ha

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-04-09 01:11pm

Harry Browne wrote: Rule-the-World Productions Proudly Presents . . .

Now Playing on a TV Channel Near You

**** Operation Iraqi Freedom ****

Coming Attractions

See our other Epic Productions, coming soon:

Operation Iranian Freedom
Operation Syrian Freedom
Operation Libyan Freedom
Operation Lebanese Freedom
Operation Zimbabwean Freedom
Operation Philippine Freedom *
Operation Pakistani Freedom
Operation Afghan Freedom III *
Operation Indonesian Freedom
Operation Saudi Arabian Freedom
Operation Algerian Freedom
Operation Angolan Freedom
Operation Azerbaijani Freedom *
Operation Bahrainian Freedom
Operation Belarusian Freedom
Operation Bhutanian Freedom
Operation Bruneian Freedom
Operation Burmese Freedom
Operation Burundian Freedom
Operation Cambodian Freedom
Operation Cameroonian Freedom
Operation Chadian Freedom
Operation Colombian Freedom *
Operation Cuban Freedom
Operation Egyptian Freedom
Operation Equatorial Guinean Freedom
Operation Eritrean Freedom *
Operation Haitian Freedom
Operation Kazakhstanian Freedom
Operation Kenyan Freedom
Operation Korean Freedom
Operation Laotian Freedom
Operation Maldivian Freedom
Operation Omani Freedom
Operation Qatari Freedom
Operation Rwandan Freedom *
Operation Sudanese Freedom
Operation Somali Freedom
Operation Swazilandian Freedom
Operation Tajikistani Freedom
Operation Tunisian Freedom
Operation Turkish Freedom *
Operation Turkmenistanian Freedom
Operation Uzbekistani Freedom *
Operation Yemeni Freedom
Operation Russian Freedom
Operation Chinese Freedom

* - Don't miss the surprise twists in these productions, when members of the "Coalition of the Willing" discover they've been targeted by Rule-the-World Productions.

Your Guarantee of Superior Entertainment
These great dramas are brought to you by the same talented team that brings you:

Government Health Care
Government Education
Government Drug War
Government Welfare
Government Foreign Aid
Government Farm Subsidies

and our all-time #1 award-winner:

Government Postal Service

The Credits

All produced by the world's largest enterprise:

The United States Government

Remember our motto:

"We're from the government and we're here to help you."

Notice

Due to conflicts of interest, we've had to cancel:

Operation American Freedom

Our Apologies

We apologize that some of our previous epics ended tragically.

Operation Vietnamese Freedom didn't live up to its advance billing.

Operation Panamanian Freedom was scripted to end Panama as a drug conduit, but instead destroyed the Panamanian military — leaving no way to stop the flow of drugs.

Operation Iraqi Freedom: the Prequel was intended to produce an Iraqi uprising and an end to the evil demon, but we changed the script at the last moment.

Operation Kosovo Freedom ended the ethnic cleansing of Albanians, but mistakenly replaced it with the ethnic cleansing of Serbs.

Operation Afghan Freedom enabled the Taliban to come to power.

Operation Afghan Freedom II produced a lot of Rock & Roll and recycled veils, but it also left the country in the hands of feuding warlords and a U.S.-imposed viceroy who fears for his life.

But we promise that you'll love Operation Iraqi Freedom. Unlike the last few productions, we guarantee to kill all the evil-doers — and even more!

. . . Harry Browne
March 31, 2003

[Note: All countries mentioned in the Coming Attractions have been accused by the U.S. government of terrorist connections or are currently designated by Freedom House as "Not free." Most of these governments engage in torture or other human-rights abuses. And you aren't pro-torture, are you?]

http://www.harrybrowne.org

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-09 01:39pm

I'm sure after Iran Freedom, the plot will get stale, and the ratings will fall, or at least that's what I think of it.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-09 01:41pm

I'm still pissed about the Kosovo mess.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-09 02:54pm

every time i call myself a libertarian i read some crap by harry browne, get embarrased and give up on it. *sigh*

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-09 02:55pm

I suppose you could consider the strongly antiwar libertarians Noam Chomskys who understand economics.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-09 03:00pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm sure after Iran Freedom, the plot will get stale, and the ratings will fall, or at least that's what I think of it.

Then we can switch to Operation Total Annihilation North Korea

The American taxpayer shelled out 70 million for each of those MX missiles, and they damn well want to see how well they work on prime time.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-04-09 03:00pm

Very well-done. A nice relief from all the rabid pro-war bullshit that's been floating around my inbox.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-09 03:02pm

Durran Korr wrote:I suppose you could consider the strongly antiwar libertarians Noam Chomskys who understand economics.

lol gnome chump-sky and 'understand economics' in the same sentence? eek! isn't this the guy who says the government shouldn't control anything but then calls for a marxist style economic system?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-09 03:03pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I suppose you could consider the strongly antiwar libertarians Noam Chomskys who understand economics.
lol gnome chump-sky and 'understand economics' in the same sentence? eek! isn't this the guy who says the government shouldn't control anything but then calls for a marxist style economic system?

Noam Chomsky is an anarchist who doesn't like the words "government" and "state." He still wants some sort of collective force to run our lives.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-10 12:43am

lol, thats funny.

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-04-10 02:10am

You missed one

Operation Free France

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-10 02:27am

and our all-time #1 award-winner:

Government Postal Service

UGH

I HATE UPS! Everything I've ever ordered by mail has come late. Everything from games, to typewriters, to college acceptance letters. Ugh.

On-topic: Though everything seems a bit out of order. But still possible.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-10 01:34pm

Shinova wrote:
and our all-time #1 award-winner:

Government Postal Service

UGH

I HATE UPS! Everything I've ever ordered by mail has come late. Everything from games, to typewriters, to college acceptance letters. Ugh.

On-topic: Though everything seems a bit out of order. But still possible.

I think that's what they're supposed to do! It's a government conspiracy to frustrate us all!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-10 02:30pm

Shinova wrote:
and our all-time #1 award-winner:

Government Postal Service
UGH

I HATE UPS! Everything I've ever ordered by mail has come late. Everything from games, to typewriters, to college acceptance letters. Ugh.

On-topic: Though everything seems a bit out of order. But still possible.

USPS, you mean? UPS != USPS.

FWIW, I've had excellent service with the USPS, but I suspect that I am very much in the minority.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-04-12 11:10am

Bye bye Harry, I'll have to find some other third-party candidate to waste my vote on in '04.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-12 12:04pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Bye bye Harry, I'll have to find some other third-party candidate to waste my vote on in '04.

And it's definately not going to be Nader...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-12 02:16pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Bye bye Harry, I'll have to find some other third-party candidate to waste my vote on in '04.

What? Dumbasses like you are allowed to vote?

Good thing that you won't be able to vote once they put you in jail for raping your mother, and for what you do to your donkey.

Note to mods: sorry for the flame, but this dipshit desrved it. Feel free to HoS it.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-04-13 12:02am

You call that a flame? Pussy.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-13 01:05am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:You call that a flame? Pussy.

No, I did not flame you yet. I was thinking of giving you the amount of flames you truly deserve, but I'm afraid it will get me banned.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-04-13 03:19am

Sam Or I wrote:You missed one

Operation Free France

WIth their history, it should be "Operation: Frogs Legs"