Bush Subconciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion

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Bush Subconciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion

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Yes, please. Portugal needs to be liberated from the menace of the eeevil spanish. Also, they smell.


edit: And look at Aznar. He clearly has a thing for Hitler.
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Colonel Olrik wrote:Yes, please. Portugal needs to be liberated from the menace of the eeevil spanish. Also, they smell.


edit: And look at Aznar. He clearly has a thing for Hitler.
Maybe he`s a clone of Hitler. :shock:
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We should invade France next. Their government will surrender so fast, they'll meet the troops at the beach to avoid making the troops wait. Hey, this time Germany will be on our side. Germany couldn't pass up the opportunity to invade France again.
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Well, we did beat Spain once before, and it was one of the most one-sided wars in American history (it tied with the Mexican-American War, I think). So there's a precedent.
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Hehe. :lol: That was funny!
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Hey, France and Spain! Get in line, the US will invade Canada before you!
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I guess next will be Operation ALL AMERICAS FREEDOM....

also known as Manifest Destiny part 2....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I guess next will be Operation ALL AMERICAS FREEDOM....

also known as Manifest Destiny part 2....
it is after all our manifest destiny to control everything between the Atlantic and the..um...Atlantic. :D
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Wouldn't that be the entire world?

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The_Nice_Guy wrote:Wouldn't that be the entire world?

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The_Nice_Guy wrote:Wouldn't that be the entire world?

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paladin wrote:We should invade France next. Their government will surrender so fast, they'll meet the troops at the beach to avoid making the troops wait. Hey, this time Germany will be on our side. Germany couldn't pass up the opportunity to invade France again.
After that, Bush might want to invade "That boot-shaped country".
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Well, according to Aliens the US (or United Americas, don't know which terms fits where or if they're interchangable) holds or controls numerous other areas across the globe by the 2270's or so.

So I say we make Iraq a state, then invade Argentina and Panama. I'll read around to see who else makes it on our list. :twisted: :wink:
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