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What would you do to him?

Lock him up in a tiny room together with a dozen rabid monkeys!
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10%
Force him to read RSA's website!
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5%
Lock him up in a tiny room together with MKSheppard!
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15%
Hypnotize him to do whatever you want, then tell him to fuck himself ...!
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Crush him to death between two hugely overweight men!
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5%
Tie him up and let him watch porn for a weak, then pump him full of ecstasy and show him a dead dog!
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25%
Meat grinder + testicles!
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5%
Teach him the difference between glycerol and glycerol trinitrate ... the hard way!
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10%
Let him take a bath ... in sulfuric acid!
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10%
Killer bees on speed!
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15%
 
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So few poll options allowed. Sigh.
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Try him for war crimes like a civilised nation should.
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Darth Pounder wrote:Try him for war crimes like a civilised nation should.
Seconded.
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Turn him over to the Kurds.
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jegs2 wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:Try him for war crimes like a civilised nation should.
Seconded.
Thirded (????). I might add, IN the International Court, Milosevic needs a cell mate to play with, after all...
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Have Federov slapshot a puck into his teeth. Then he's off to be tried (and most likely found guilty of) for war crimes.
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We won't ge the chance to try him. Especially, since he was trying to escape his captors and was gun downed on site.
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Shot multiple times in the gut while trying to escape, and dying slowly and and painfully.
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Post by Oddity »

Warspite wrote:
jegs2 wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:Try him for war crimes like a civilised nation should.
Seconded.
Thirded (????). I might add, IN the International Court, Milosevic needs a cell mate to play with, after all...
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That's disgusting. Why the hell should we stoop to his level? At the very least wait until it is proven in a court of law that it IS his level.

Try him, convict him, then let his countrymen choose a sentence if you must, but let's be civilized about this.


And if it was supposed to be a joke, try and be a little more tasteful next time. :?
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Zathras wrote:Try him, convict him, then let his countrymen choose a sentence if you must, but let's be civilized about this.


And if it was supposed to be a joke, try and be a little more tasteful next time. :?
I rather like the way the Nuremburg trials were conducted. Those war criminals who were hanged were done so behind closed doors with no more than a few soldiers and officers looking on to ensure the hanging was executed to standard.
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jegs2 wrote: I rather like the way the Nuremburg trials were conducted. Those war criminals who were hanged were done so behind closed doors with no more than a few soldiers and officers looking on to ensure the hanging was executed to standard.
I think the Arab law is more on the beheading side...
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Lock him up in a tiny room together with MKSheppard!
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Trial. Execution. Not necessarily in that order.
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Saddam commited suicide, and shot himself three times in the head, if you know what I mean...

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Post by Stormbringer »

This has been moved to politics.


As far as I'm concerned simply try Saddamn Hussien for crimes against humanity and war crimes. There's more than enough to convict him and it'd be a lesson to tip-pot dictators.
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Capture him, and try him for war crimes. Perhaps Bubba was once a brutal dictator and wants a cellmate.
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Put him on trial in Iraq.
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Trial and execution.
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I support trial and execution, post haste. However, if a Marine or native auxiliary finds him, and there is a mysterious accident or misfire during transport to neutral territory, I will not feel bad in the slightest.
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Hamel wrote:Lobotomy
Thats a freaking good idea,lobotomy and then make him a good little servant. :wink:
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Spoon him.

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Make him personally test all his torture devices on himself?
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