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NORWAY?
Al Jahzeera(sp) has been running a tape from an Al Queda commander who orders terror cells to hit the usual suspects, Isreal, US, etc. But also mentions Norway, without a specified reason.
According to the spokesman from Sweden's neighbor to the north, who spoke with Bob Edwards, there are three, possibilities for why:
1. Oslo Peace Accords gone sour.
2. Norwegian soldiers and bombs hitting Afgani targets during 2002
3. They've mixed Norway up with Denmark(Though this depends entirely upon whether or not the terrorist was in the US Public School system[j/k])
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According to the spokesman from Sweden's neighbor to the north, who spoke with Bob Edwards, there are three, possibilities for why:
1. Oslo Peace Accords gone sour.
2. Norwegian soldiers and bombs hitting Afgani targets during 2002
3. They've mixed Norway up with Denmark(Though this depends entirely upon whether or not the terrorist was in the US Public School system[j/k])
What say you O wise members of the SD.net forums?
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Hmm, Scandinavia often seems the safest region on the planet. I have no idea why, it just seems to radiate "safety".Colonel Olrik wrote:The E.U would panic more with a major attack in Oslo than, say, in London or Paris, where we are expecting one to happen. If it happens in Oslo, it can happen in Lisbon or anywhere else.
Maybe (or probably) it's just me.
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Norway is a western nation, and one few would expect an attack against.
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The Al Queda commander probably just fucked up. Yes, Norway is an oil nation, but we're not that important.
Personally I'm not going to believe it until a bomb actually goes off.
The Al Queda commander probably just fucked up. Yes, Norway is an oil nation, but we're not that important.
Personally I'm not going to believe it until a bomb actually goes off.
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[Robin Williams (paraphrased)]It's the whitest region on Earth! An Arab there would stand out like an albino at the Apollo - You'd notice.[/Robin Williams]Lord Sander wrote:Hmm, Scandinavia often seems the safest region on the planet. I have no idea why, it just seems to radiate "safety".Colonel Olrik wrote:The E.U would panic more with a major attack in Oslo than, say, in London or Paris, where we are expecting one to happen. If it happens in Oslo, it can happen in Lisbon or anywhere else.
Maybe (or probably) it's just me.
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Norway, huh? Well, i guess even Al Qaeda makes mistakes. Who knows maybe they had an extra lunatic and nowhere to send him.
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If the threat is genuine, what I doubt after seeing how al-Quaeda's attacks have been limited to muslim nations after Sep 11th, then it would probably be because of the Norwegian involvement (F-16 bombing runs, special forces operations) in the Afgan war against Taliban and terrorists.
If remember today's newspaper article correctly, it is considered highly unlikely that the al-Quaeda commander who made the announcement would have mistakenly said Norway instead of Denmark, since he is said to have worked in a Copenhagen-based muslim newspaper. Also, if the threat was targetted against Coalition members which participated the Iraqi war, then why didn't he also mention Poland?
If remember today's newspaper article correctly, it is considered highly unlikely that the al-Quaeda commander who made the announcement would have mistakenly said Norway instead of Denmark, since he is said to have worked in a Copenhagen-based muslim newspaper. Also, if the threat was targetted against Coalition members which participated the Iraqi war, then why didn't he also mention Poland?
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I can't see what Al Qaeda would stand to gain by attacking Norway or any European power. My gut feeling is that this is just another psycological jab, meant to spread tension and unease. An attack on an EU nation, especially one the scale of September 11th, would strengthen the resolve of NATO worn down by disagreements over Iraq, and create another angry mob of 300 million people waiting to rip Osama bin Laden a new asshole.Oberleutnant wrote:If the threat is genuine, what I doubt after seeing how al-Quaeda's attacks have been limited to muslim nations after Sep 11th, then it would probably be because of the Norwegian involvement (F-16 bombing runs, special forces operations) in the Afgan war against Taliban and terrorists.
If remember today's newspaper article correctly, it is considered highly unlikely that the al-Quaeda commander who made the announcement would have mistakenly said Norway instead of Denmark, since he is said to have worked in a Copenhagen-based muslim newspaper. Also, if the threat was targetted against Coalition members which participated the Iraqi war, then why didn't he also mention Poland?
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Nitpick: Norway ain't an EU member.Col. Crackpot wrote:I can't see what Al Qaeda would stand to gain by attacking Norway or any European power. My gut feeling is that this is just another psycological jab, meant to spread tension and unease. An attack on an EU nation, especially one the scale of September 11th, would strengthen the resolve of NATO worn down by disagreements over Iraq, and create another angry mob of 300 million people waiting to rip Osama bin Laden a new asshole.Oberleutnant wrote:If the threat is genuine, what I doubt after seeing how al-Quaeda's attacks have been limited to muslim nations after Sep 11th, then it would probably be because of the Norwegian involvement (F-16 bombing runs, special forces operations) in the Afgan war against Taliban and terrorists.
If remember today's newspaper article correctly, it is considered highly unlikely that the al-Quaeda commander who made the announcement would have mistakenly said Norway instead of Denmark, since he is said to have worked in a Copenhagen-based muslim newspaper. Also, if the threat was targetted against Coalition members which participated the Iraqi war, then why didn't he also mention Poland?
Well, here in Denmark we're paranoid as usual. Since we actually had forces in Iraq (it was a small battleship and a sub) our media is all over the "Al Qaeda can't see the difference between Scandinvian contries" angle.
What they'd want to attack here is beyond me...
(I know where I would strike to hurt Denmark, but that would not be within Denmark. There is a much better target if the wind comes from the east...)
What they'd want to attack here is beyond me...
(I know where I would strike to hurt Denmark, but that would not be within Denmark. There is a much better target if the wind comes from the east...)
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It could be a mistranslation as opposed to a mistake by the person in question. Arabic isn't related to the Indo-Aryan family of languages by a longshot, and translation is impercise. Considering the names of some countries like Britain in Arabic come out roughly as "Land of the Anglos" or the like, it's possible Denmark is "Land of the Norsemen" or somesuch - And then what would Norway be? "Land of the Norser Norsemen?" (Only half-kidding; literally translated that's not impossible. Of course, literally translated the name of Kim Jong-il also means "Golden Correct Sun"). Even with professionals on the job it's not impossible that a mistake like that could have been made, but the fact that Poland wasn't included does seem to make it lean towards something else.
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It's because Norway and Al Qaeda are enemies locked in a deadly game of intrigue and falafil.
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Indo-Aryan?!?!The Duchess of Zeon wrote:It could be a mistranslation as opposed to a mistake by the person in question. Arabic isn't related to the Indo-Aryan family of languages by a longshot, and translation is impercise.
I thought the accepted term was Indo-European?
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What they'd want to attack here is beyond me...
(I know where I would strike to hurt Denmark, but that would not be within Denmark. There is a much better target if the wind comes from the east...)
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No, not Russia. Barsebäck... Imagine what would happen if they caused a leak there with wind from the east. That would be very bad for Copenhagen.Simon H.Johansen wrote:Russia?
(To those who don't know what Barsebäck is, it is a nuclear power plant in Sweden. It is located very close to Copenhagen, and Denmark has repeatedly asked Sweden to shut it down.)
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Causing a leak in a well-designed nuclear reactor with containment vessel would be a fucking pain to say the least. You couldn't do it with a reasonably sized external explosion, you'd need to fight your way into the building and then set off some pretty damn heavy charges. A nightmare scenario is a 50-100 terrorists attacking a plant like that, but in reality it’s a minor risk. A dozen car and truck bombs against public buildings is far easier to pull off and far more likely to happen.
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Wait isn't Sweden the country where they had a nuclear plant powered by coal?McNum wrote:No, not Russia. Barsebäck... Imagine what would happen if they caused a leak there with wind from the east. That would be very bad for Copenhagen.Simon H.Johansen wrote:Russia?
(To those who don't know what Barsebäck is, it is a nuclear power plant in Sweden. It is located very close to Copenhagen, and Denmark has repeatedly asked Sweden to shut it down.)
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How the fuck is that suppose to work? Sweden has countered Danish complaints about Barsebäck with its own about pollution from Danish coal power stations drifting over Sweden, but I don't know how you could jump from that to a nuclear power plant running off coal.SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Wait isn't Sweden the country where they had a nuclear plant powered by coal?
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indeed. You can say a lot of things about Swedes, but they are certainly not idiots who would try to develop a nuclear power plant that works using coal as the source of energy. Every Swedish nuclear power plant designed by the ABB Atom (or whatever the Swedish atomic energy corporation is called) works the same way as they do elsewhere in the world.
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*Shakes my head*SyntaxVorlon wrote:Wait isn't Sweden the country where they had a nuclear plant powered by coal?
ABB Atom Builders of the worlds fines nuclear plants.
Hopefully that statement was just a brinfart or something SyntaxVorlon
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