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Can you imagine the adds in this campaigne?

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,93547,00.html
Hustler Publisher Flynt to Run For California Governor



The Hustler magazine (search) publisher has filed initial paperwork to run in the gubernatorial recall election and says he may spend a large amount of his own money if people take his candidacy seriously.

The registered Democrat, civil libertarian and free speech advocate said he'd solve California's budget woes by expanding slot machine gambling (search). His holdings include several casinos.

"California is the most progressive state in the union," said Flynt, 61. "I don't think anyone here will have a problem with a smut peddler as governor."

Flynt had not yet paid the $3,500 filing fee by Thursday afternoon, according to the California Secretary of State Web site.

More than 250 people statewide have taken the very first step of filing the paperwork with county registrars, according to the site. Other quirky candidates include several men named Gray Davis and Angelyne, the blonde, buxom artist made famous by her depiction on numerous Hollywood billboards.

To get on the Oct. 7 ballot, declared candidates also need at least 65 signatures from voters registered in their party

:shock: Guess everyone is coming out of the woodwork for this recall.
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Woohoo!
I suddenly want to get California TV
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free blowjobs from a hustler centerfold for every campaign donor!!!
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"California is the most progressive state in the union. I don't think anyone here will have a problem with a smut peddler as governor."

Shit, that's an awesome quote.
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[08:18] <Trelane> hehe, Larry Flynt is going to run for California governor
[08:18] <Trelane> I know California is pretty stupid, but I'd hope they aren't that stupid
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For the conservative vote. :wink:
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He couldn't beat Ahnuld.
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Durran Korr wrote:He couldn't beat Ahnuld.
I don't believe he's decided to run as of yet.
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"I'll come again." Ahnuld the sperminator.

Brings a HOLE new meaning to "backdoor legislation."

Got a "rider" on that bill?
Hell, the legislature is one big clusterfuck anyway.
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Arnold could kick the ass of anybody in the state legislature. How could one vote a crippled over him?
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Shame Arnold Schwarzenagger announced (or is going to be announcing) hes not running.
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kojikun wrote:Shame Arnold Schwarzenagger announced (or is going to be announcing) hes not running.
Damn, I'll be very surprised if and when that happens.
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