250 MILF Rebels surrender

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-08-17 11:18pm

http://www.philstar.com/philstar/News200308159901.htm

Two hundred forty one active members and nine commanders of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) abandoned the armed struggle for a separate Muslim state in Mindanao and formally pledged allegiance to the government yesterday.

The ceremony was held at headquarters of the 4th Infantry division at Camp Edilberto Evangelista, in Cagayan de Oro City.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-17 11:23pm

What a poor name choice.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-08-17 11:27pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What a poor name choice.

And they keep wondering why people snicker at them.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-08-17 11:32pm

ROLFLMAO!

MILF? MILF!?

Ahh, I have nothing more to add!

*wipes tear from eye*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-17 11:33pm

Interesting, not that long ago the organization was thought to have less then one hundred remaining men.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-08-17 11:40pm

They're making those names up. Aren't they?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-17 11:44pm

is MILF some special word that im unfamiliar with?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-17 11:53pm

kojikun wrote:is MILF some special word that im unfamiliar with?

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

BTW, Crown, I had the exact same thought.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-17 11:59pm

Heh heh heh.

We're running out of good acronyms.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-18 01:17am

MILF? Umm...what?

Good choice of name.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-18 02:18am

Durran Korr wrote:Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

o_O qua?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-18 02:29am

kojikun wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
o_O qua?

You never watched "American Pie?"

Anyway, there are a great many MILFs in the world, particularly if they had children fairly young (eg- late teens or early twenties).

Hell, Rebecca is a mother. That would make her a MILF as far as I'm concerned, and interestingly enough, that would make me a motherfucker. Mind you, I seem to recall somewhere that the term "motherfucker" originated in occupied postwar Germany, when mothers would prostitute themselves to American soldiers to feed their children and the soldiers invented the derogatory term for anyone who availed himself of their services, so it wouldn't strictly apply to a guy who bangs his own wife. Not sure if the WW2 thing is true or just a really creative story.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-08-18 05:36am

Darth Wong wrote:
kojikun wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
o_O qua?
You never watched "American Pie?"

Or looked at porn on the internet?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-18 09:48am

kojikun wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
o_O qua?

Go to Kazaa and type in "Milfhunter" under video search. The answer will become clear. Oh well, at least it beats the "Movement for the Ejaculation of Palestine".

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-18 09:53am

Ah, American Pie, one of the great classics of our age...

I've been out of the country and haven't seen American Wedding, how was it?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-18 01:05pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What a poor name choice.

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought "What the heck?"

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-18 01:06pm

I'm not sure I will be seeing American pie now..

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-18 01:08pm

kojikun wrote:I'm not sure I will be seeing American pie now..

You will see American Pie (the uncensored version, not that chopped-up crap they show on FX). Or else rabid monkeys will chew your testicles off.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-08-18 01:20pm

kojikun wrote:I'm not sure I will be seeing American pie now..

MILF does not refer to one's own mother. You can relax. Someone is only a MILF if she's someone else's mother.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-18 01:23pm

RedImperator wrote:MILF does not refer to one's own mother. You can relax. Someone is only a MILF if she's someone else's mother.

Thats lovely. Still, I have no interest in seeing the guy stick his dick in a pie or any other things he might do in that movie.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-18 01:27pm

kojikun wrote:
RedImperator wrote:MILF does not refer to one's own mother. You can relax. Someone is only a MILF if she's someone else's mother.
Thats lovely. Still, I have no interest in seeing the guy stick his dick in a pie or any other things he might do in that movie.

This is something that is indeed quite ironic. The most perverted member of this board doesn't want to see American Pie.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-18 01:45pm

Durran Korr wrote:This is something that is indeed quite ironic. The most perverted member of this board doesn't want to see American Pie.

I'm a deviant, I'm not obsessed with seeing silly movies about guys sticking their dicks in pies. Especially since its not gay porn.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-18 01:50pm

kojikun wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:This is something that is indeed quite ironic. The most perverted member of this board doesn't want to see American Pie.
I'm a deviant, I'm not obsessed with seeing silly movies about guys sticking their dicks in pies. Especially since its not gay porn.

Everybody knows its "Apple pie porn"

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-08-18 02:14pm

kojikun wrote:I'm not sure I will be seeing American pie now..

Wha? Go out immediately and rent American Pie, and enjoy it. No, it's not going to change the world as you see it....let yourself go and laugh!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-08-18 03:33pm

kojikun wrote:I'm a deviant, I'm not obsessed with seeing silly movies about guys sticking their dicks in pies. Especially since its not gay porn.

"American Pie" isn't all pie fucking, you know. Most of the movie and it's hilarious hijinks are completely unrelated to the pie. Besides, if it helps any, I'm pretty sure that the pie was a dude.