if you donate $5000 to her campaign you get to go on a date with her.
a few other highlights:
The porno girl for Gov. wrote:
My Gubernatorial Platform
The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:
1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.
2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)
3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.
4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)
5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.
6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.
7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.
8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!
9. If elected, I will support legislation to allow bars throughout the state of California to remain open until 4am. It will generate extra revenue, give additional hours of employment to the working class, and have a positive chain reaction throughout our economy.
10. I will address the HIV/AIDS epidemic that is costing our state millions of dollars and an incalculable toll in human lives. See Details Here
Mary reveals her positions on several issues in her speech at Harbor UCLA Research & Education Institute on August 28.
New position highlights include:
Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage
She supports physician-assisted suicide
She is pro-choice
She supports legalizing ferrets
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
This day is Fantastic!
Myers Briggs: ENTJ
Political Compass: -3/-6 DOOMerWoW
"I really hate it when the guy you were pegging as Mr. Worst Case starts saying, "Oh, I was wrong, it's going to be much worse." " - Adrian Laguna
It's actually one of the most "annoying bullshit" free stances I've seen....apart form the jury duty part it all makes sense to me....I'd be a little wary of pooling juries from purely amongst the unemployed.
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Well it would make an amusing alternative to the government screwing the people.....
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Tell me this isn't a joke...
Well, the race already has Arnold Schwartzeneggar, Gallagher, Gary Coleman, and Larry Flint. Why not a porn star?
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Is that the one with the large sagging breasts?
No, she's the one with the big butt!
Mariah Carey and that Abdul person. Yeah, I remember their rivalry from the early 90s.
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
Vympel wrote:The recall is already a laughing-stock freakshow, why not add another one?
Many of them, Gary Coleman come to mind, aren't campaigning and registered only for there own amusement. I'd say mission accomplished.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
I've always thought it would be funny as hell to register as some left-field party like the Greens, and then run around making ridiculous promises. Promises like:
"Vote for me and everybody gets a free DVD player!"
or
"I will replace all of the power generating stations with hordes of hamsters running on wheels! Bio-electrical renewable energy!!!!"
or
"Vote for me and I'll improve the quality of sidewalk hot-dog vendors!"
or
"Vote for me and I will do everything I can to promote the domestic porn industry! We cannot sit idly by and allow our struggling domestic porn industry to fall behind!"
OK, I would actually try to keep that last promise.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
Col. Crackpot wrote:if you donate $5000 to her campaign you get to go on a date with her.
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Governor Whore!
Reminds me of a scene in the movie MacArthur; a distressed Japanese minister barges into the general's office to complain that a prostitute was voted into the Diet in the first post-war elections. The general asks what the margin of victory was and the minister replies "500,000 votes".
Gregory Peck, as MacArthur, merely harrumphs and says "She must have an extremely loyal clientele".
When ballots have fairly and constitutionally decided, there can be no successful appeal back to bullets.
—Abraham Lincoln
People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House
Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)
Darth Wong wrote:I've always thought it would be funny as hell to register as some left-field party like the Greens, and then run around making ridiculous promises.
One of the candidates was on the radio last night, he is a writer for some television shows. I forgot which one, but they were well known. He promised he can write his own speeches.
