Help fight ovarian cancer!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-09-24 08:02pm

A medical team in the nation has found for the first time that male sperm has ingredients to kill ovarian cancer cells. As a result, some point out that male sperm may be the reason why sexually inactive women, whether single or married, are more likely to have ovarian cancer than sexually active women.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-24 08:18pm

YES SIR!

*runs off*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-24 08:23pm

*drops his pants and salutes*

I'm doing my part!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-24 08:28pm

Wow, there's something to tell the frigid wife...

"Honey! Come on! You know what the studies say, you'll get ovarian cancer if you don't!"

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-24 08:35pm

I believe this statement comes to mind:

Sex. The solution to all of life's problems.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-24 09:07pm

The article also mentions that it can be used to treat rectal cancer.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-24 09:19pm

Fuck that.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-09-24 10:39pm

Darth Wong wrote:The article also mentions that it can be used to treat rectal cancer.

Funny enough, when I read that I thought of you!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-24 10:45pm

Come on, guys, this is serious! We've all got to give something back to our special ladies!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-25 12:24am

Gil Hamilton wrote:*drops his pants and salutes*

I'm doing my part!

Would you like to know more?
(_-Press here-_)

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-09-25 01:07am

Gil Hamilton wrote:*drops his pants and salutes*

I'm doing my part!

Saluting the monitor ain't going to help anyone.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-09-25 06:05pm

We'll be able to synthesize it soon enough.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-25 06:11pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:We'll be able to synthesize it soon enough.

Just a question:
In your plans on mankind, do you include ALL males?*crosses legs and whimpers*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-25 06:13pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:We'll be able to synthesize it soon enough.

Well, I, for one think that the agent can be distributed naturally, as long as we all do our part. Am I right, lads?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-09-25 06:17pm

Gil Hamilton wrote: Well, I, for one think that the agent can be distributed naturally, as long as we all do our part. Am I right, lads?

...For now.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-25 06:29pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: ...For now.

Until your army of Castratadoras arrive at my door with guns, surgical knives and a bad attitude, I won't fear your machinations.