(this can't be as freakish as that guy who cut off his face when under the influence of angel dust)
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Well, the easiest way would probably be to grab the glans, pull it out as tight as you can, then take a good sharp knife, like a carpet knife or a scalpel, and start slicing away at the base in long, even strokes. Sawing with a serrated blade would of course be much less efficient. Scissors would probably be much more difficult and messy, if you could even find a pair sharp enough. Or you could get a paper cutter, if it was sharp enough, or even a heavy butcher's knife or cleaver, those should do it in one good cut.
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Drugs are bad for you, kids. If you really, really want to do drugs, go right ahead...as long as you don't consider your penis, face, or tongue to be important to you.
That had to have been some really strong stuff to make him do all that without screaming in pain or anything.
Well, the easiest way would probably be to grab the glans, pull it out as tight as you can, then take a good sharp knife, like a carpet knife or a scalpel, and start slicing away at the base in long, even strokes. Sawing with a serrated blade would of course be much less efficient. Scissors would probably be much more difficult and messy, if you could even find a pair sharp enough. Or you could get a paper cutter, if it was sharp enough, or even a heavy butcher's knife or cleaver, those should do it in one good cut.
I don't mean to be rude, but you are one sick fuck.
Well, the easiest way would probably be to grab the glans, pull it out as tight as you can, then take a good sharp knife, like a carpet knife or a scalpel, and start slicing away at the base in long, even strokes. Sawing with a serrated blade would of course be much less efficient. Scissors would probably be much more difficult and messy, if you could even find a pair sharp enough. Or you could get a paper cutter, if it was sharp enough, or even a heavy butcher's knife or cleaver, those should do it in one good cut.
IIRC, people who do things under the influence of hallucenogenics may be exempted.
I think the only exemptions they give out is if the mental state was not caused by a direct decision of the event. In other words, if someone slipped him a mikey, he'd be exempt. If he got stoned/high/drunk on his own accord, it's a clear-cut case of natural selection.
And yes, if he did self-medicate (which appears to be the case), then he is fully liscensed to pick up his Darwin Award, as he has met all the requirements.
And as for what has he got to offer a woman, well, unless his last name is Weinberg, not much.
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Montcalm wrote: Damn if you`re dumb enough to take any new kind of shit coming out there,then i consider you a Darwin Award right on the spot.
Angel Dust isn't new over here. Kids were getting stoned off it 10 years ago. I dunno if it's new in Germany or not, but anyone smart stays away from that stuff. There's some real nasty effects from it, and it's easy to OD.
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IIRC, people who do things under the influence of hallucenogenics may be exempted.
ANd don't the people actually have to die to be eligable for a Darwin?
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