Britney Spears tops Internet Hate Sites

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-02 05:23pm

Is it any wonder? i'm amazed people didn't start making her most hated years ago.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-02 05:26pm

I don't care, I'd still do her.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-12-02 05:29pm

Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.

Amen.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-12-02 05:44pm

Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.

I'd chain her to the bed so I could do her again

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-12-02 06:03pm

Hey vagina is probably as dirty as Pam Andersons

I would not tap that ass

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-02 06:05pm

Condoms...

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-12-02 06:11pm

Durran Korr wrote:Condoms...

A simple condom will not save you! You must double them up and convince her to wear a female condom as well. Or better yet, just inject yourself with horrible diseases and save yourself some time.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-02 06:14pm

Whatever. The lengths to which supposedly heterosexual, single males go to prove that they would NOT fuck Britney Spears is a mystery to me.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-02 06:18pm

I'm hardly surprised at this. If you're famous, you're going to have someone pissed off at you. She seems to have angered a large amount of people. Oh, and I'd do her as well.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-12-02 06:20pm

Durran Korr wrote:Whatever. The lengths to which supposedly heterosexual, single males go to prove that they would NOT fuck Britney Spears is a mystery to me.

Hey, let's face it, Spears isn't really all that good looking. She's just a rather average girl packaged in a multimillion dollar glamour enema. You can see it on her face and body, she isn't gonna look anywhere near as good as she does now when she hits even thirty.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-02 06:28pm

Hey, let's face it, Spears isn't really all that good looking. She's just a rather average girl packaged in a multimillion dollar glamour enema.

Sure, she's an average girl, she just happens to be an average girl that I (and most other males around my age) would love to bang.

You can see it on her face and body, she isn't gonna look anywhere near as good as she does now when she hits even thirty.

Who cares? She's hot now and extremely hittable.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-02 07:05pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm hardly surprised at this. If you're famous, you're going to have someone pissed off at you. She seems to have angered a large amount of people. Oh, and I'd do her as well.

I'd like to go more in-depth with this: I'm sure most of the people that hate her hate her because they believe she wouldn't have sold more than ten records without her looks, or that she doesn't have talent beyond saying she's a virgin and keeping a straight face but hogs the headlines anyway. Although I kind of understand those sentiments, my other point stays: She's doable.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-12-03 02:38am

Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.

No thanks.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-03 03:01am

Durran Korr wrote:Whatever. The lengths to which supposedly heterosexual, single males go to prove that they would NOT fuck Britney Spears is a mystery to me.

It's easy. I don't like her at all.

Simple as that.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-12-03 03:36am

Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.

This man has his priorities in order.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-12-03 03:48am

I just don't give a rat's ass. Sure, she's hot (at least on TV and in photos) but heavy makeup is quite a turnoff for me. And I'm in love with someone already, so why should I even bother?

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-12-03 04:13am

I didn't like her when she came out, but due to some lab chemical (or yeast?) now I find her....attractive. As long as I don't hear news about her.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-12-03 04:39am

RedImperator wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.
This man has his priorities in order.

Just write "Big Daddy Was Here" across her ass with a magic marker after you're done...

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-12-03 11:46pm

Vympel wrote:
*snip*

No thanks.

From that logic you wouldn't do any girl since there is no girl on Earth that looks good in every angle under any kind of lighting.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-04 01:26am

I would NOT hit that. Even with teledildonics from a thousand miles away!!!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-04 01:28am

Let me put it this way. I wouldn't hit that if she was the last woman on the planet.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-12-04 01:34am

Vertigo1 wrote:Let me put it this way. I wouldn't hit that if she was the last woman on the planet.

And with the chemicals seeping into her from all the cosmetics she uses, she may well end up being the last woman on Earth.

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-12-04 02:06am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I would NOT hit that. Even with teledildonics from a thousand miles away!!!

You're not attracted to women at all, so that hardly counts as a scathing indictment of Britney Spears charms. As an active heterosexual, just let me say that while I think Britney Spears is utterly devoid of anything resembling talent, while her "music" could peel paint off the walls, while she is not the most stunning creature I have ever laid eyes on, she is, truthfully, a very attractive young lady, and I, for one, would not kick her out of bed for eating biscuits.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-12-04 07:54am

ArmorPierce wrote:
From that logic you wouldn't do any girl since there is no girl on Earth that looks good in every angle under any kind of lighting.

You think it's a matter of angle and lighting? Try that she hasn't been in makeup for 5 hours so as to look good for public consumption. *Plenty* of girls look way better than that skank on the street, thanks.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-04 11:00am

Perinquus wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I would NOT hit that. Even with teledildonics from a thousand miles away!!!
You're not attracted to women at all, so that hardly counts as a scathing indictment of Britney Spears charms.

Actually, Einy is bisexual IIRC.