Yes, it's a Homeland Security guide for IT professionals, written by Jesus.
http://www.charlesriver.com/titles/home ... urity.html
I'm not kidding.
Let Jesus teach you how to defend the Homeland!
Moderators: Alyrium Denryle, Edi, K. A. Pital
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Darth Wong
- Sith Lord
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Let Jesus teach you how to defend the Homeland!
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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MKSheppard
- Ruthless Genocidal Warmonger
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- Joined: 2002-07-06 06:34pm
Jesus! 
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Iceberg
- ASVS Master of Laundry
- Posts: 4068
- Joined: 2002-07-03 11:23am
- Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Bad puns...
Tsuki ni kawatte, oshiyoki yo...
Tsuki ni kawatte, oshiyoki yo...
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
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StarshipTitanic
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 4475
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- Location: Massachusetts
*GROAN* 
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
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Grand Admiral Thrawn
- Ruthless Imperial Tyrant
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- Location: Canada
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StarshipTitanic
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 4475
- Joined: 2002-07-03 09:41pm
- Location: Massachusetts
*gumble* Someone fix that "groan" please. 
Poof!
Poof!
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
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Wicked Pilot
- Moderator Emeritus
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DPDarkPrimus
- Emperor's Hand
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Gandalf
- SD.net White Wizard
- Posts: 16354
- Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
- Location: A video store in Australia
Jesus protecting us from Muslims, seems ironic.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Jeebus would make and outstanding Director of Homeland Security.
"But what about 'Turning the other cheek'" (as dude's being dragged off)
"Ah, My Son, you also forgot about 'If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out'"
"But what about 'Turning the other cheek'" (as dude's being dragged off)
"Ah, My Son, you also forgot about 'If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out'"
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
- What Kind of Username is That?
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