Whenever you're surfing for porn...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-01-21 07:27pm

Just say this little prayer and it'll all be better.

"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)."

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-01-21 07:35pm

"Guilt" and "porn" are words I never use together in the same sentence, unless they're paired up with the word "free". And I never feel guilty about free porn.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-21 07:49pm

Remember people... you only feel guilty about looking at porn if you let people convince you it's bad...

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-21 08:52pm

i never feel guilty about looking at porn. unless of course someone happens to walk in during a rather embarrassing moment. then i just feel embarrassed.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-21 09:28pm

[size=0]Sexy-Babes[/size] I keep my porn here

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-21 10:19pm

Doesn't say anything about porn MPEGs, just pictures...strange....

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-21 10:24pm

maybe they simply consider mpegs to be the moving pictures of computers?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-21 10:25pm

aerius wrote:Doesn't say anything about porn MPEGs, just pictures...strange....

What about video clips and movies? With that prayer, you could techincally, you could watch all the porn you wanted to and still be clean.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-21 11:09pm

Porn and guilt? Nah. Fear mabye. Like fear of being caught or fear when a site unintentionally comes up with illegal crap. But Guilt? Nah.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-21 11:27pm

On a somewhat related topic, I just went through my DVD collection. Half of them are hardcore porn DVDs.

Please God, help me cleanse the DVD player and remote of sticky residue and naked frolicking lesbian chicks which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)."

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-01-22 01:02am

Those Israelis can be really funny at times.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-22 02:28am

i wonder if they can come up with exorcisms for windows related problems as well. . .