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Blow Jobs are Bad

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Sorry guys, looks like we might have to stop getting head from our significant others. :roll:

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Yahoo News wrote:LONDON (Reuters) - Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer.

Researchers had suspected that a sexually transmitted infection that is linked to cervical cancer could also be associated with tumors in the mouth.

Now a study by researchers working for the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) in Lyon, France seems to have confirmed it.

"Oral sex can lead to oral tumors," New Scientist magazine said Wednesday, referring to the latest research.

The scientists studied more than 1,600 patients from Europe, Canada, Australia, Cuba and the Sudan with oral cancer and more than 1,700 healthy people.

They found that patients with oral cancer containing a strain of the human papilloma virus (HPV) known as HPV16 were three times more likely to report having had oral sex than those without the virus strain.

"The researchers think both cunnilingus and fellatio can infect people's mouths," the magazine added.

Raphael Viscidi, a virologist who worked on the research, believes the findings substantiate the link between HPV and oral cancer.

"This is a major study in terms of size," he said. "I think this will convince people."

High consumptions of alcohol and cigarettes are estimated to cause 75-90 percent of all cases of oral cancer. The combination of tobacco smoke and alcohol are thought to produce high levels of cancer causing agents.

Scientists are currently working on vaccines to prevent cervical cancer, which is more common, but they might also be effective against oral cancer.

"It is thought the vaccines would prevent oral infections as well," the magazine added.
Ummm...yeah, I hate to say this but I think the risk is probably worth it. ;)

Someone might want to check just to be sure that this isn't some elaborate scheme by the Catholic Church to curtail our sex lives...
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"They" will say that breathing air causes cancer next, I'm sick to death of all this crap, I'm just going to do whatever. :roll:
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Wasn't an article posted here a while ago that was pro-blowjob?
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Shit, I hope the next time a girl blows me I don't have to live with mouth cancer.
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Gandalf wrote:Wasn't an article posted here a while ago that was pro-blowjob?
Yes there was: receiving a blow job was good for the chick, because swallowing the semen helped prevent breast cancer. The guy goofed off, and I don't blame him (actually I applaud him), but he nevertheless had to take the site down mainly because he quoted a medical article which didn't exist. Bah. Some people have no sense of humour (or maybe they aren't getting any...). I wish I'd saved the article, you never know when something like that could come in use. :D
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:wtf: what in the hell are these crackmonkeys that did this research smoking? i'd like to see some solid evidence of their claims first, at least substantiated by other researchers in the field. . . .it reeks of BS.
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This kind of sounds like paid-off doctors to me, as in paid off to take the focus off of the tobacco industry.
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Post by GrandMasterTerwynn »

So, this is to say that if you give oral sex, you probably ought not be drinking alcohol or smoking tobacco at the same time. :)

That, or you ought to give up puffing tobacco and slurping alcohol and just participate in puffing penises or slurping pussies, since the risk of cancer is much lower. :wink:
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Umm...I think the point of the article was that if you have oral sex with somebody infected with human papilloma virus (HPV) you're more likely to get mouth cancer, which isn't really all that surprising since HPV is thought to cause many cases of cervical cancer. It's not that just plain having oral sex is going to give you cancer.

(Though I am sure the fundies who love taking everything out of context will see it exactly that way.)
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In other news, it was discovered that research causes cancer in test subjects.
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It is largly believed that the HPV inhabits unclean penisis. I read somewhere that men who were circumsised were less likely to cause their SOs cervical cancer, because it`s easier for them to clean themselves down there.
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The Last Rebel wrote: I read somewhere that men who were circumsised were less likely to cause their SOs cervical cancer, because it`s easier for them to clean themselves down there.
Or it could just be that we, as a species are blithering idiots and for some people it takes too much effort to pull back and rinse.
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