MIAMI — Police say a 5-year-old boy brought a bag of marijuana to school and was sprinkling it over a friend's lasagna at the school cafeteria before a monitor intervened.
Police say it is unclear whether the kindergartner at Gratigny Elementary School (search) even knew he was carrying the drugs on Monday.
The lasagna was confiscated before the other boy had a chance to eat it.
After all that, he didn't get to eat any. *chuckles*
Thank god they're not going to prosecute the 5 year old though I'm sure mom and pop are going to get their asses examined with a microscope.
Anyway, I thought it was too funny.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
Wonder how he learned to do that. Saw his parents doing it, or saw them sprinkling something like oregano on lasagna, saw the bag, and thought it was the same thing?
Chicken sandwiches, then I put mashed potatoes and gravy on them-
School pizza is mighty tasty
Can't forget the bread sticks and nacho sauce
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
I bet that school has a massive crackdown on all drug related things, and they get a cop in to speak against the danger of something most 5 year olds can't even comprehend.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
After all that, he didn't get to eat any. *chuckles*
