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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,131102,00.html

FORT POLK, La. — A Bengal tiger (search) on the loose in the thick brush surrounding Fort Polk (search) seems to be playing hide and seek — and winning.

A team of about 40 soldiers and sheriff's deputies searched the woods on the Army base for a second day Wednesday for any sign of the tiger.

"So far we've seen neither hide nor hair of it," said Scott Heinrich, owner of a wild animal consultancy that was brought in to track the big cat.

It was unclear where the animal came from, but it's likely that it was a pet that escaped or was set free, said Leslie Whitt, director of the Alexandria Zoo (search), who assisted in the search. Several witnesses said the animal was wearing a collar.

Heinrich said he and others scanned the woods Tuesday morning from a helicopter but did not see the tiger. They continued their search on the ground, beginning from where the animal was last seen, he said.

Based on witnesses descriptions, the tiger is probably about 100 pounds and 1 year old, Whitt said. If it was kept as a pet, it probably has not learned how to hunt for food, he said.

"It probably has no experience whatsoever in killing anything, catching it and eating it," Whitt said. "It's probably just freaked out and looking for a way back to where it belongs."

Heinrich said he was armed with a dart gun and would try to tranquilize the animal if and when he spots it.

However, thick brush made the search difficult, and muddy ground could make it tough to follow the tiger's tracks, he said.

The tiger was first spotted Friday by Robert McElroy, who is retired from the Army, near a base gas station. McElroy said he first thought it was a bobcat, but then recognized it as a tiger and saw its collar.

McElroy said he immediately reported it to military police officers.

"At first I didn't believe it and I am not sure if they did, but they did call for someone to come and look for it," McElroy said. "When I went home and told some of my friends they didn't believe me either."

There have been five sightings since Friday, said Maj. Ron Elliott, a Fort Polk spokesman. An attempt to catch the tiger with a trap baited with deer meat was unsuccessful, Elliott said.

If the animal is caught and its owner does not come forward, it would likely be sent to one of several facilities in Texas for exotic animals, Heinrich said.

Heinrich is owner of Anna's Exotic Animal Ranch and Wildlife Consultants (search), which maintains game reserves in Louisiana and Mississippi and keeps white-tailed deer at its ranch in East Feliciana Parish. The firm specializes in hooved animals such as antelope, deer and giraffe.

Louisiana has no law against ownership of exotic animals such as tigers. A federal law passed last year prohibits interstate commerce in such animals.
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*looks around*

Where's Axi? :lol:
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The tiger hasn't eaten human flesh yet.
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Right on time and with stick up ass already! Bravo! :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This looks like a job for the Crocodile Hunter.
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They ought to send an attack helicopter regiment to hunt it down as a counter insurgency training exercise.
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They should make a few piles of raw meat downwind of the forest. The hungry tiger is bound to smell one of them and come a running. Apparently the concept of "bait" is lost on these people though.
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:They should make a few piles of raw meat downwind of the forest. The hungry tiger is bound to smell one of them and come a running. Apparently the concept of "bait" is lost on these people though.
Upwind of the forest.
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Yea, shit. oops.
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Let's solve this the shep way!!! Nuke the forest.
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That's only if the tiger rapes something.

Oh wait that's Gagme's tactic.
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"Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another cathunt?"

"All we know is that there is something in the woods, and that a Panthera tigris may be involved."

"Excuse me sir, a what?"

"A Panthera tigris."

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neoolong wrote:This looks like a job for the Crocodile Hunter.
This would be the perfect time for a Aussie to step in and mimic Irwin........
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:They should make a few piles of raw meat downwind of the forest. The hungry tiger is bound to smell one of them and come a running. Apparently the concept of "bait" is lost on these people though.
An attempt to catch the tiger with a trap baited with deer meat was unsuccessful, Elliott said.
It's good that they're attempting to capture the animal, rather than just putting it down.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:They ought to send an attack helicopter regiment to hunt it down as a counter insurgency training exercise.
Not very sporting that, old chap

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